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Happy phasquerade!!! Thank you @phanniemasquerade for organising this :))))
(This was so fun to draw omg) me^^
Hi! I’m tea, in use all pronouns and am proudly one of dan and phils autistic lesbians
I started watching dan and phil (individually) in 2015 as a casual viewer and got launched into full obsession last year when I joined the phandom! Since I have I have met so many wonderful people and friends!!! dan and phil really mean so much to me, and they have helped me so much throughout my depression and other issues. I truly am so grateful for them and this community 🫶 I’m super excited for what pride month will bring us!!! Happy phasquerading everyone!
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happy june it's officially sinnerman season!!!
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For the drabble challenge, #26: “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”
Have fun!
"The diamond in your engagement ring is fake"
for this Drabble challenge, here
“Peter, please, please let me go into the party undercover,” Neal pleaded as he fidgeted in his seat in the van like a puppy in a crate, “I could even make the arrest if you give me your badge.”
“Only law enforcement can make arrests,” Peter shot Neal a look, a headache already forming from Neal’s constant van chatter, “And last I checked, you do not enforce the law, you break it.”
Neal leaned in, invading Peter’s personal space and grinning wildly. Peter could smell his expensive cologne and fought the urge to roll his eyes.
“Not when I’m working with you,” Neal said softly.
Peter considered this, heart softening with affection.
“I have been on my best behavior lately,” Neal sat up, puffing out his chest, again giving Peter the image of a puppy--a puppy now begging for a treat.
“Fine,” Peter conceded, “But we go in together. Let me just get my coat—”
"Thanks!!" Neal said quickly and dashed out of the car before Peter could even stand.
“Damn it, Neal,” Peter grumbled under his breath, scrambling to exit the van to catch up with his CI.
Jogging into the party, out of breath in his uncomfortable tuxedo (why did he have to wear this?!), Peter spotted Neal. Neal was cozied up with a gorgeous woman who appeared to be in her thirties with big green eyes and vintage-curled blonde hair. Neal held her perfectly manicured hand and was closely examining her glittering diamond ring.
Peter groaned. Beautiful woman and diamonds, two things Neal could not resist. Of course Neal was flirting and looking at gemstones instead of actually gathering data.
Peter managed to get to them just as Neal got a mischievous look on his face.
Come on, Neal, don't---
“Ma’am, the diamond in your engagement ring is fake,” Neal said smoothly, eyes alight with intelligence and a dash of humor.
Peter wanted to face palm himself.
“Excuse me?” the woman said, once bubbly voice now tight and pinched.
“Go to any jewler and get it authenticated, you’ll find that the—”
“Pardon my buddy here,” Peter said, stepping in and painting an embarrassed smile on his face. He slid an arm around Neal, “Too much champagne for you!”
Neal glared at Peter.
Peter plucked the glass from Neal’s hand, leading Neal away.
“Nice to meet you, Ashley!!” Neal called to the woman as Peter huffed him over to the bar.
“What the hell are you doing? Riling guests? Flirting?!” Peter whispered angrily.
Neal’s eyes sparkled with delight, ignoring Peter's anger completely: “Her fiance is the mark.”
Peter narrowed his eyes, “And?”
“And…she has a fake diamond ring,” Neal said as if it was obvious.
“Do I have to spell it out for you, Peter? He’s replacing all the jewelry he insured with fakes! Including his fiancé's ring! Her ring is the evidence we need!”
A smile crawled across Peter’s face. Neal never ceased to amaze him.
“Admit it, I’m a genius,” Neal chided.
“Don’t get cocky.”
“You know you love me,” Neal said as he spun on his heels to get another glass of champagne.
That I do, Neal. Peter admitted quietly to himself as he watched Neal stride away confidently, That, I do.
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Me, sometimes, out of nowhere, at no specific time and for no specific reason.
Edit: This exploded, too many reblogs I can't keep track of them. If you want another flag or drink that isn't already in the other reblogs, please send me a DM.
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