Absolutely no Merry Brandybuck slander permitted in this household.

None.

ROTK ANNIVERSARY WEEK | Free Choice [7/7] ➼ Pantone colours (insp.)

the lotr trilogy are the best movies on earth but one thing i’ll never forgive them is the complete lack of aragorn and éomer friendship. i know i already made a post abt it but i honestly cannot believe these two talked One time in the movies while in the books they became literal besties. what do you mean they promised they’ll fight together, draw swords together, upon literally their first meeting, then repeated the same promise later again and again. what do you mean “Since the day when you rose before me out of the green grass of the downs I have loved you, and that love shall not fail.” what do you mean “And wherever King Elessar went with war King Éomer went with him; and beyond the Sea of Rhûn and on the far fields of the South the thunder of the cavalry of the Mark was heard, and the White Horse upon Green flew in many winds until Éomer grew old.” LIKE HELLO?????

“Fëanor no!”

“Fëanor yes.”

And it became everyone’s problem

20 YEARS OF THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS (18 DEC 2002)

I wonder if we’ll ever be put into songs or tales?

✨ Light of Eärendil ✨

I will be a Frodo defender till I die. You guys who are like "well Sam wise Gamgee was the REAL hero and Frodo didn't do almost anything" really don't understand that he was carrying such a magical and evil item of unimaginable power that Gandalf was afraid to touch it in fear it would consume him, and y'all say he's weak? I just want you Samwise Gamgee stans who hate Frodo to know that Sam would not like you one bit.

Mr. Frodo is his best friend for life who he was protecting and caring for as his BEST FRIEND carried the LITERAL EMBODIMENT OF EVIL with him in a trek across the world to destroy it. He watched as he best friend who he loved so dearly was slowly destroyed by the Ring but kept going because someone needed to be strong enough to complete the task and carry the Ring to Mordor. He watched as his friend descended into giving into the Ring at the last moment, when nearly all others would have given in moments after first holding the Ring. He watched as Frodo chose to take on the impossible task and never gave up on the quest, even when the Ring was so heavy the chain was ripping into his skin.

Sam knew how brave Frodo was, and he would stand by his side to help him no matter what. If you said Frodo was weak and pathetic in front of Sam, you'd get a frying pan to the face.

The Lord of the Rings dr. Ralph Bakshi (1978)/Fellowship of the Ring dr. Peter Jackson (2001)

Inspo: [x]

Gandalf in ROTK:

Merry: “when I first met you, I thought you were weird, and annoying.”

Pippin: ....

Pippin: “and?”

Merry: “and you are.”

this is a “/gamerule keepInventory true” positive blog

it is 1am and i spent way too long on this pls like it asdfghjkl

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

mr zedaph how does it feel to be the funniest hermit on the server asdfghjkl

but seriously go buy zedaph plushie!!! (if you can/want to ofc)

a compilation of funny noises Tango made in his latest episode (16/04) bc this man is a treasure and it’s his birthday!!!