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samheughanswife · 2 days
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Sam is not the naive 34 year old with stars in his eyes and ecstatic at landing the role of his acting career. That genuine authentic man is not the same man who sourced, negotiated with and paid an escort to literally take part in a walk of shame.
Shame because it’s a lie. It’s not what was posted to JJ and then People, touted as a new mystery woman, a new relationship. It was a transactional arrangement to mislead that it was a new romance.
Don’t excuse his behaviour as a PR strategy that he had no control over. He has now been involved in the world of contracts for both OL and SS/GGC. He is in a financial position to have very good legal advice. He knows he way around negotiating a deal. Add in I do believe that he is an intelligent thoughtful man. Which makes this even more curious because it is just so appalling bad.
Of course it’s just a storm in this corner of the online world. But as we see regularly what is written about here does find its way into mainstream discussions.
Sam is at a crossroads in his professional life and a stain such as this contract with an escort to appear as a girlfriend will follow him and questions will be asked as to the idiocy of his actions.
Stop with the DM’s apologizing and trying rationalise Sam’s actions. He was not mislead by his PR, his manager or anyone else. He is the one who pays the invoices for professional services rendered.
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samheughanswife · 2 days
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When you use an escort as your pap walk shield it’s clear you have lost all sense of control
It’s ugly and no way of coming back.
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samheughanswife · 2 days
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The consequences of an act affect the probability of its occurring again.
Each and every time. Walking the streets looking absolutely disconnected from ‘ new romantic interest’
Not surprised that Sam chose these photos to repost. Sums up his mindset perfectly
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And yeah June is a very significant month. Gemini boy 💙🦋
It's me, Park Anon
I knew from the beginning that Steve wasn't a troll. His account is typical of a normal guy, with a family and who plays sports. It wasn't a newly created account, and his followers were normal people. I looked at the list of who he followed, and in common were only Sam, Valbo, and EDA, nothing reported to Outlander, or that could indicate he wanted to cause chaos with his comment.
Dear (returning) Spring Morning in the Park Anon,
I also knew from the beginning neither you, nor Steve were trolls. Even without a 📸and even without a screenshot.
Many people from across the dash came to this Anon submission box or in DMs, with hundreds of messages. Tones ranged from envious and patronizing to pure nastiness. I regret nothing.
Thanks to your hints, I took half an hour to corroborate info and I am now down to 4 names . Three of those accounts are now private and I think we both know why.
I never engage with strangers like this and I will never understand why people do. However, I think you did the right thing. And yes, I think I know who Steve is - a profile pic is enough. I will never disclose that to anyone.
If you need to chat in DM, I will always be available for you. And I always protect people's privacy.
You pushed many buttons and triggers, but let me thank you again for your honesty, Anon.
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samheughanswife · 3 days
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Sam’s Pinterest Mood Board Pap walk inspo.
Once again getting inspiration from AList leading man for his casual midday date 😉
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Leather coat ✅, black bag ✅ Apparently smiling is extra 💵
Sneakers, no ankle socks!
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samheughanswife · 3 days
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It was foretold in the tea leaves yesterday when Caitriona posted her story in support of the humanitarian crisis in Rafah.
Incoming 💣 that is diffused, having no impact because it’s fake.
Once again showing at the very least she is true to her convictions. Not giving any time to the blowback from OL fans.
Similar support shown by other cast mates.
What did Sam post. Nobleman magazine with 8215 likes.
Male, stale and pale.
Vanilla.
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samheughanswife · 3 days
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Vanilla Sam walking into summer pull and jerk
A hastily arranged pap walk in heaving SoHo with mystery woman. Amazing how a series of photos was snapped so clearly, it must be the Russians again. No time to style her look. I mean ankle socks with Gucci sneakers retailing at $1650 AUD on Net-a-Porter. Couldn’t he FT Monty to style her?
An urban ensemble to resemble his?
Like this ⬇️
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Get her a stylist ASAP. Add in years old Dior bag and this mystery woman was booked from a catalogue, and an old one at that.
Come ON. Get 📷 ready next time.
Actions confirming an anon 🎯
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samheughanswife · 7 days
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Here’s the thing anyone who has/had a toddler knows if the weather is dry and may be chilly you dress accordingly and head out to that park/playground. Get all that energy out and hope for one nap at the very least.
Especially if the family is used to early starts 🌅. It’s the rhythm of life. Parks and playgrounds are filled with young children, dog owners and early raiser exercise enthusiasts. Working out getting hot, removing a layer of clothing. It’s not that hard to understand.
Having been in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 when the temp is chilly for a non Scot it’s different for locals. Suns out 💪🏻 out!
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Palm Sunday 24 March 2024.
A kick in the hornets' nest - take 3
It is unusual for a commenter proven wrong to be back with más y mejor, but hey - the woman insists:
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March 24th, 2024 was Palm Sunday. Not Easter, which I did celebrate, as a good Catholic, one week later. Along with many of you. Christ, I even wrote about it:
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But hey, this being a shipper blog, maybe those people will deny the obvious, flat Earther style. Perhaps CBS would be more credible?
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Sorry, pumpkin: no Easter eggs rolling on that particular day, at least on Planet Earth. Yours - I don't know. You tell us. I just enjoy seeing you getting more and more apoplectic, by the minute.
Also, any good meteorologist would tell you March 24 is already Spring, no matter how hot or cold it might be outside. Here:
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Measured local temperature, in GLA, on that fateful Palm Sunday was around 45 F around 8 am and 53, 6 F around 1 PM. Obviously was in his garden during the afternoon, madam. For us, Europeans, 53, 6 F makes for about...
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12 Celsius. I would not call it freezing/winter temperature for that particular climate. Hell, I would not call 7 degrees Celsius (about 45 Fahrenheit) a freezing/winter temperature, either and it all depends on how it's felt, also. Just in case you'd begin cackling that I am hiding stuff : never did, never will.
Unless you were in that park, at that moment, you have no positive clue about:
a) what the weather really felt like
b) what that child was wearing.
I am pretty sure you are a local, which makes your insistence even more lame btw. But for the whole bunch of us who aren't, here is the winter and spring measured average temperatures in GLA, in 2024:
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Also, a conservative general winter estimate:
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If you are determined to post a turd, it would be a good idea to brush it for minimal credibility, before hitting that send button. Also, for a Scot, I am underwhelmed to see how easily you're triggered, when confronted.
'Dense'. I couldn't agree more.
I am sensing a repeat, here:
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And, just before I post my findings, you truly feel the URGE to insist:
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Careful with that 🧠. Indeed.
Couldn't agree more.
PS: The clue was on the Web or on his face? Pick your tools wisely. Just sayin'.
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samheughanswife · 8 days
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SRH 💙 LJH 🦋
🌅🏃🏼🏉🛴🪁🕶️📍🔐 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
BBB bébé, bebé, bambino, bonnie laddie. The one and only - blonde baby ( toddler) boy
Kids are early raisers 🌅 We’ve all been there. Get they out. Kick a ball, ride a scooter, fly a kite.
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I always read the comments on Sam's posts, because some are very cringe and that sometimes amuses me. Well, on a post by Sam on March 24th, there was a comment from a guy called Steve, from what I saw on his profile (when it was still open) he's a guy who lives in Glasgow and he's a climber, on his profile he had several photos of indoor climbing and outdoor climbing. In the comment he said that he saw Sam early in the morning in a park walking with what must have been Sam's little nephew, but he didn't approach because he was with his little daughter and the daughter was having a tantrum because she didn't want to go home. A fake account (without a photo and with a meaningless name) then asked him if who he saw with Sam was a child, because Sam's nephew is a young man. He responded the boy was approximately his daughter's age (three years old) and definitely a toddler. Then the sock account said it wasn't Sam and he replied that he was sure it was Sam. The fake account responded to him aggressively. When I saw the whole story, I left a message on his profile explaining why that fake account was being so aggressive towards him. He thanked me, made his profile private and deleted the comments he made. I don't know if someone took a print, but I thought it was very strange that Sam is walking very early in the morning in a park with a toddler. But I don't know if his brother has other children so I was keeping this to myself 🤷‍♀️.
Dear (returning) Spring Morning in the Park Anon,
I have been sitting on your submission since exactly...
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I have nothing to add to it, except your returning submission, which I think is so damn satisfying and comforting. I will black out the geotagging reference, though, for reasons I do hope everyone will understand easily:
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And then I was watching something molto divertente on RAI 1, was very well disposed and decided, on a whim, to publish it. What the hell.
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Have a wonderful week-end.
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samheughanswife · 10 days
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Cannot wait to watch this.
Ohh the 80’s. The best of times. Teenage love. Movies on a Saturday. VHS rewinds. Fantastic music.
Sony Walkman never left home without it.
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Rob Lowe, Emilio Estevez, Andrew McCarthy, Jude Nelson. My kinda pinups.
Favourite song Simple Minds, Don’t you forget About Me
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Jim Kerr 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 💙
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samheughanswife · 10 days
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It’s pull and jerk season. Summer is coming
When you are auditioning potential dating inspiration your mood board is closer than you know. And then a 💡 goes off 💭
To use a quote from a heated house oversight committee recently.
BLEACH BLONDE BAD BUILT BUTCH BODY!!
😉
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samheughanswife · 12 days
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SS Wild Scottish Gin not on the list.
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Perhaps if more time was devoted to marketing outside the niche of SS, Sam/Alex SM, creating meaningful marketing campaign outside of the OL fan dependent community Sassenach gin will be a contender.
Free weekends spent strategizing rather than trying to suggest a relationship by strolling through a venue as a mid level influencers bagman may yield a wider audience.
Gin o’clock here
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samheughanswife · 13 days
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Apt gif from Trainspotting.
The continued discussion centered on a weekend get away really needs to stop.
From the son 🤮 in the car and his mother sharing it, adding to his distress ( this child most likely suffers regular motion sickness) to the cringe eye fucking herself Sarah has achieved her SM goal.
Mission accomplished.
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samheughanswife · 14 days
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Found love on The Americans, navigated the issues and now share a life, children and a satisfying professional life. Separately and as a couple.
What could have been …
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samheughanswife · 17 days
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It’s Inspector Clouseau and Instapol 🇳🇱 branch.
What happened to mocking shippers for forensic analysis? You know crazy and delusional.
It’s a case of do as I say, not as I do.
I love the smell of hypocrisy 🌴🔎🌴🔎
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Report just in from 🇳🇱 Instapol office.
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samheughanswife · 22 days
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Will London be calling this weekend for Caitriona? Sam?
Who knows.
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samheughanswife · 22 days
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Hearing it on the tumblr grapevine does not make it fact.
Come back when you have substantive evidence and arguments.
Enjoy the incomparable Marvin Gaye 🤎 🎶
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samheughanswife · 24 days
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May 2017 Cape Town.
Wash, rinse and repeat.
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