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Emma. 28. Aromantic, ADHD. She/her or they/them. Vorpal smith and Girl Genius fandom fashion consultant. Historical clothes wizard and beloved of the hidden gods. Founder of the dtmc aesthetic. Married to Jazz Transformers on the astral plane. Not actually a professor, not actually starting a cult. Background by viivus.
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Went to the library and of the three books on Hedy Lamarr there two of the titles were: Beautiful and The Most Beautiful Woman in the World. So I feel like her hotness has some scholarly backing to it (tho we all know she is brains and beauty to the max in both categories)
Eartha Kitt vs Hedy Lamarr
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This is about Star Wars BTW. If your Mando'a "glossary" at the end of the chapter is almost 600 words long (I know this because I checked) you are using too much. Do you think you're writing for fucking Tolkien fans? The time and effort that you put into not only looking up all of these words but also making up the grammar to go along with it (because I do not believe for a second that this is a fully realized conlang, and even if I'm wrong and it is I highly doubt that the author I'm complaining about specifically speaks it fluently) could have been saved by just writing the dialogue in English in the first place. I'm literally begging you to fucking relax.
Fandoms with conlangs are my worst fucking enemy.
#lectures#my posts#Like there is one fig that set off this rant but do not be mistaken.#every single person who has written anything with a mandalorian in it is guilty of this.
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Father's day happening during pride month is homophobic
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Seonghwa according to tumblr tags - pt. 3
↳ Guerrilla Era
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Timothy Olyphant as Cobb Vanth
THE MANDALORIAN | 2.01
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absolutely devastated to discover that there are like, practically no dinluke daddy kink fics. and the ones that do exist are all porn no characterization, which. whatever. that's fine. but i was hoping at least one person would nail the vibe correctly. which is definitely not "daddy dom din djarin."
the correct vibe is din djarin is a hard working single father who comes home after his son is already asleep to find babysitter/nanny/au pair luke skywalker going "mr. din you're home late and you seem so tired :( let me help you relax." cut to him flat on his back in bed with nothing but his socks on as luke sinks onto his cock and goes "daddy you have to keep it down, you can't wake little grogu up" with optional "how are we going to him a little sibling if he wakes up before we're finished."
you can also have luke topping din. obviously. the point is just that he's the one taking din apart, not the other way around.
#star wars#lectures#dinluke#i don't post explicit on here usually but WHEN i do i have 2 make sure it's the good shit *bull snorting emoji*
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The Untamed + text posts (pt. 4/4)
bonus:
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The Fool and The Emperor
It's traditional, right? You send some young idiot out on an impossible quest, and eventually they come back and take over your job.
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German women, Germany, by Tournachon
#are you there god its me emma. anyway im asking again why you nerfed me#by making me american instead of being born in a region of europe with funny hats.
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wait i thought cleopatra seduced antony at cilicia not humiliated him?????? did hollywood lie
hahaha fuck
i love this story
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first you have to know that antony and cleopatra had known each other at this point for like…. shit almost 15 years? and had had a correspondence on and off throughout that time. they’d known each other through her exile, through his campaigns, through her first child, through his (failed) interim consulship. it’s conjectural to say they were on good terms but… i don’t know why they wouldn’t be.
so when antony found out that cleopatra had funded cassius and brutus during the civil war? he was like, what the fuck. what theFUCK! (yells out window) OCTAVIAN DID YOU HEAR THIS! WHAT THE FUCK!
so antony issues a summons: cleopatra is to come to him so she can Explain Her Self. to this cleopatra replies: what the fuck did you just say to me?
(and you might be like, wait, why is that an issue? and i’ll tell you why, it’s because cleopatra, despite essentially being a (very tenuous) client king to rome at this point, vulnerable to invasion and just barely out of the woods re her connection with caesar, was a macedonian through and through: from language to looks to, you guessed it, ego. and she was fucking. insulted. HOW DARE HE! she probably yelled to charmian. I AM BLOOD! OF! PTOLEMY! NOBODY SUMMONS ME! charmian: i understand that your majesty can you please eat your dinner now)
antony summons her twice more. finally cleopatra, personification of the upside down smile emoji, says, okay! i’ll come. see you soon!! (:
now. cleopatra knew two things:
One: that she was richer than antony, and antony wouldn’t be able to afford a reciprocal feast if she went all out, which would be hugely embarrassing for him
and Two: that a lot of people liked to say antony was a dumb hoe, impressed only by material goods and lavishness, and that he didn’t like when people said this.
so naturally cleopatra proceeds to sail up the river to tarsus in an huge fuck-off ship, plus her entire waitstaff, 12 dining tables, a feast that was lavish beyond belief, entertainment, probably some peacocks or whatever, all decked out in pearls and jewels.
antony: wtf! why are you being so mean rn!cleopatra: mocking baby voice: why are you being so mean rn??? (normal voice) FUCK you
antony didn’t ask her why she had supported cassius ever again. and that was the beginning of the most famous love affair in history
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I could think of no better way to share the news than this!
So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.
Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.
Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!
Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)
He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!
I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!
Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:
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Luke Skywalker + Outfits
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Something something a story in four parts
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