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Robin: I'm a nice person but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.
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Hopper: Can you describe the guy who robbed you?
El: Yes, he was not very friendly.
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Hopper: This is a mistake.
Joyce, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about some day!
Hopper: But not today.
Joyce: Oh, no, today's going to be a mess.
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Eddie: Dustin knocked on my door at 2:30 am this morning. Can you believe that? 2:30 am?!
Eddie: Luckily for him, I was still up playing dnd.
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Steve, on the phone with Dustin: He's in the kitchen again...
Eddie, reading a recipe: "Beat three eggs". In what? Hand to hand combat?
Dustin: GET. HIM. OUT.
#stranger things#st incorrect quotes#steve harrington#eddie munson#dustin henderson#joe keery#joseph quinn#gaten matarazzo
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Argyle: Day 2 of the trip on the van. 48 hours. Vibe report?
Mike: Please, shut up.
Argyle: Copy. The vibes are rancid. I repeat, the vibes are rancid.
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Jonathan: So, Will, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Will: Alive.
Jonathan:
Max: I second that!
#stranger things#st incorrect quotes#jonathan byers#will byers#el hopper#charlie heaton#noah schnapp#sadie sink
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Will: She's completely literal. Metaphores go straight over her head.
El: Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast; I would catch it.
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Robin: You should go to the hospital and get that looked at properly.
Steve: I'm fine.
Robin: You're fine? That's good. I'm gonna put that on your tombstone. "He said he was fine. He was wrong".
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Lucas: Since we've lost Will, who's in charge?
Dustin, sighing: Usually, whoever shouts the loudest.
#stranger things#st incorrect quotes#lucas sinclair#dustin henderson#will byers#caleb mclaughlin#gaten matarazzo#noah schnapp
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Eddie: Rules were meant to be broken.
Nancy: They're meant to be followed. Nothing is meant to be broken.
Argyle: Karate boards.
Robin: Bones?
Jonathan: Spagetti, if you have a small pot.
Eddie: And rules.
Steve: And hearts!
#stranger things#st incorrect quotes#eddie munson#nancy wheeler#argyle#robin buckley#jonathan byers#steve harrington#joseph quinn#maya hawke#eduardo franco#charlie heaton#joe keery#natalia dyer#spicy six
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Steve: I have a black belt.
Robin: In karate?
Steve: From gucci.
Robin: *Face palms*
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Will: Please, for the love of God, just call it skin.
El: Human leather.
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Hopper: This is serious matter, Joyce.
Joyce: What's going on?
Hopper: I need you to find something. It's extremely important.
Joyce: What is it?
Hopper: Nail polish. El wants some for her birthday and I've made 5 different stores, I cannot find any, I am panicking at this point.
#stranger things#st incorrect quotes#jim hopper#joyce byers#el hopper#david harbour#winona ryder#millie bobby brown
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Steve: Goodnight kids.
Kids: Goodnight dad.
Steve: Goodnight monster that eats children who are bad.
Eddie: [Through radio under bed] GOODNIGHT.
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*Nancy and Robin arguing about a serious matter*
Nancy: Robin, are you arguing with me or my boobs? Cause my eyes are a little up here.
Robin: *Still staring at Nancy's boobs* I-
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Will: FUCK MIKE WHEELER-
Max: Yes!
Will: -BECAUSE HE'S SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.
Max: NO-
#stranger things#st incorrect quotes#will byers#max mayfield#mike wheeler#byler#noah schnapp#sadie sink#finn wolfhard
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