miles-edgewords
The Shoelace Speakeasy
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all the tales the same (told before & told again)
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i love how everything in this video is so comment-worthy that there is not a SINGLE mention of the nicholas cage pillow in the comments
I’m obsessed with this man
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W H A T
real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????
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“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em
“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant
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i knew the “haha this is so good omens coded amirite” was gonna make a comeback but this is NOT how i thought that was gonna happen
#dan and phil#dan and phil games#phil lester#daniel howell#dapg#dan howell#dapgames#amazingphil#dan and phil crafts#phlonde#phouse#phandom#phan#good omens#aziraphale#crowley
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this has been in drafts for a week and maybe it’s not because of the intro but honestly it still kind of works?
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the way i’ve watched it in its entirety nearly 15 times and know where in the video all these lines come from and the exact tone of voice they were said in 😭
i wanted to make a poll on the best taken out of context dnp quotes, but there was too many.
SO these are all just from the poppy playtime chapter two video
and they’re all just from dan cause he yaps too much. i’m doing a phil one later
#dan and phil#daniel howell#philip lester#phil lester#dan howell#dip and pip#dan and phil games#dan and phil poppy playtime#d&p games#d&p#dnp#dnp games
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@lackadaisycats this but it’s Mitzi at 3 AM slowly going insane as she tries to round up the last of the patrons
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can't believe that pompeii by bastille is over ten years old now. but I guess if you close your eyes it does almost feel like nothing changed at all
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my friend cal made this and asked me to share it because they dont have tumblr and its so funny and hilarious and everyone needs to see it
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It's like how conservatives regularly insist that businesses have every right to discriminate when deciding who works for them but shit themselves when a business won't hire unvaccinated people.
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Just a thought for the night, but remember in 2016 there were all these accounts that seemed really really telling you all the ways Hillary Clinton was some kind of demon woman, just the worst, and really Trump wouldn't be worse and maybe he'd even be better?
and then it turned out they got banned for being literally Russian agents and never came back because spoiler they were?
does it feel like that all over again? just a thought.
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