saying “be safe” like a spell that’ll protect them
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Taika Waititi Blackbeard is the only Blackbeard now okay Blackbeard is a dorky traumatised queer Maori man in a gay little crop top and that's that
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"oh how do the pirates in our flag means death just head out in a rowboat and find each other in the middle of the ocean with no maps or anything???"
Never heard of gaydar? Fucking idiot?
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tara: i’d love to go to paris
emily: oh, i went there when i faked my death! beautiful place
tara, luke, and matt: when you what
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woops
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aziraphale and castiel could NOT hang out bc aziraphale is a snob and cas knows fucking nothing about high culture spends all his time with two guys who definitely made him watch south park and has never been to a nicer restaurant than MAYBE ruby tuesday’s. working class angel hero. sorry about this post
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tbh sometimes u just gotta let me be dramatic. bcos i Will get over it! but let me be dramatic first.
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All of us, age 14, severely depressed and at risk for other major mental health problems: I should watch skins
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remember when you were 16 and if you slept past 10 am adults would act like you had murdered someone or were dying
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this brings a whole new exciting dimension to the popcorn eating experience
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imagine living somewhere flat….with like……almost no hills…..what do you guys do for fun get picked off by birds of prey or
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it has my heart
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