malicemismanager
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ADHD-addled, ace/pan-arospec, asocial mess of a Lokean potato all wrapped up in a pretty bow of depression and paranoia. Actual jeweller, occasional writer, theoretical adult. They/them or may your bacon always burn. Queer as in fuck you. ✌😘 I run on spite and chocolate cake.
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It would be extremely sexy of me to finish my WWX cosplay this month
It won't happen. Let's just... be clear on that. But it would be cool if it did. XD
#for one thing the collar of the outer robe continues to befuddle me#and that's still like. the second piece of the whole thing#third if you count the underskirt that's currently about half-pleated and cursing my name for it XD
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#pfffft#ji li how are you so bad at that omg 😂#like wyb isn't even trying in that last gif asdcfv#the untamed
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On a more positive note, I did finish the bottom border. Well, mostly, I still have to fill in the heart, but I don't wanna right now. Also dinner is a Thing. But mostly I just don't wanna. XD
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I'm so annoyed! All this time I've been struggling with tightening the hoop for my cross-stitch by hand every time I had to shift the cloth and
You use. A fucking. Screwdriver.
Fuck
#i just straight up didn't see that#fuck my life 😩#malice's cross-stitch shenanigans#more or less XD
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pride month!!!
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Before Shower: Sweaty. Smelly
After Shower: ..... Sweaty
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being an adult and trying to be "responsible with my money" is so hard like literally what corners am I supposed to be cutting on this budget. what am I supposed to stop spending money on. my anxiety meds? food for my cats? impulsive takeout orders? spotify premium? patreon artists who draw huge throbbing monster dicks? all of these are completely necessary to maintain my quality of life.
#first of all a+ post op#secondly what part of 'little treat' are people not getting#just because 'little treat' means different things for different people#(different strokes if you will)#((look i had to XD))#doesn't make it any less of a little treat
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K so not to be dramatic or anything, but there's a free vintage French pattern book available on antiquepatternlibrary so if you like to crochet/weave/make pixel art/tie epic friendship bracelets don't walk- RUN.
It has scenes from aesop's fables! Cherubs doing things! Beheadings! Greek muses! Little farm people! Intricate floral pattern! Goth stained-glass window like patterns! Fun little corner pieces! Eeeeeeeeeeeeee
https://www.antiquepatternlibrary.org/html/warm/C-TT008-180.htm
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Y'know, I think I want an undercut. Partly for aesthetic reasons sure, I kinda wanted one for years but kept waffling on actually doing it, but also it is... very hot, and I have A Lot of hair. Like, so much hair. And that bitch thicc.
I just need to figure out who to ask to do it, because while I am not a smart man, I am not dumb enough to trust my clumsy ass to do it myself. I occasionally know my limits. XD
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one thing I'm thinking about this morning is how I think xue yang has a very funny relationship with song lan's having hurt xiao xingchen.
on the one hand he's incredibly smug about it because yessss exactly as planned, he set it up and song lan knocked them (xiao xingchen) down for him, perfectly executed, well done xue yang, two daoshi wrecked for the price of one
on the other hand as he gets closer to xiao xingchen he's also like. that dirty traitor. how dare he. >:(
#yeah that is uh. that is something#he contains multitudes XD#xue yang babe you're a mess#the untamed#mdzs
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