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But what if Utahime got cursed into a cat and Gojo "offered" to take care of her until the curse wore off?
("offered" as in he took Cat Uta from Shoko and run away 🤭)
#that would be like when#when the silly man#with the hat#he#he has a cat too#gojo#kisuke#same guy#really
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hold your breath
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"I love you,
I'm sorry"
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https://www.tumblr.com/m-ayo-o/752050074895482880/you-know-people-who-do-crack-yea-in-england-we?source=share
Wait I'm so confused, is this a joke I'm not getting???? Did I miss something??? Doesn't everyone call them crack heads???
I'm literally chatting shit I was wasted
Don't quote myself to myself
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megumi’s girl
KINKTOBER II: MALE SUBMISSION
⋆⁺ sub!megumi, sub!satoru x f!reader
⋆⁺ warnings: age gap. pet play. pegging. dp. stepcest.
⋆⁺ wc: 1000
MDNI. NSFW
you’re megumi’s girl, but his stepfather ends up fancying you.
he’s brought home a few girls now, as he’s in his early twenties. mostly people who thought they were smart, some a little stuck up. and sure, they were nice enough looking, but he’s never brought home anyone like you.
you’re megumi’s girl, but satoru gojo doesn’t know how long that’ll last.
he doesn’t know how long you’ll survive in this house, with the way megumi’s eyes are always following you like he’s going to devour you. down the corridor from his bedroom, across the dining table, sometimes through the crack in the door when you’re showering.
and satoru can’t resist flirting with you now, teasing you and getting under your skin.
you’re megumi’s girl, but satoru’s not sure if you’ve even had sex yet.
the way the younger man is looking at you makes him think that you have. but someone so sweet and perfect as you– someone with that effervescent innocence– how could you give that to him?
he surmises that you wouldn’t.
you couldn’t do that– with your pretty pink lips, driving him mad with every smile, those long, dewy lashes… the way your eyes dart over his, catching his crystalline gaze.
you’re megumi’s girl, but his stepfather wants to know if you fuck.
he wants to give you a try. see if he could get you to open up, seeing as he believes megumi’s been unsuccessful in that area. he wants to find out how quickly he can get you in his bed, doing terrible things to each other.
the thought of you being 21 and him being 34 didn’t even cross his mind.
quite frankly, satoru usually sticks to women of his age range and he has his type, too. but there’s just something about you that blows all of those types out the water.
you’re megumi’s girl, but you’ve got the both of them wrapped around your little finger.
and it was just so easy. watching them drool over you was divine, but now you can get what you want, when you want it. and satoru can give you just about anything– the possibilities really are limitless with him.
and megumi is so much more sweet and simple than he makes out to be.
on the surface he’s some pensive, complicated mess of a man, allowing himself occasional pleasures in his chaotic, cursed life. but beneath your touch, he melts. he loves feeling your fingers through his hair, the way you stroke behind his ear, and when you put a little collar on him.
he wants to make you proud.
you’re megumi’s girl, but you’re curious if his stepfather will bark for you.
you want to know if he’ll get down on all fours and humiliate himself. you want to make a fool of the honoured one.
you want to see what he’ll do when you lean over the kitchen island, exposing your ass to him and your tits to megumi.
does he dare to touch you?
you’re basically presenting yourself to the older man, and he’s standing right behind you, staring at the way you jiggle with every jovial laugh, how your skirt has lifted to expose your stringy underwear and your socks that cling to your thighs.
you’re megumi’s girl, but you’re giving the curse slayer come demi-god a very hard time.
particularly in his pants. his boxers and sweatpants cling to him, pulling tight and massaging his swollen head every time he jerks his hips.
you look between megumi and satoru, down at his crotch, giggling and commenting that he’s rock hard and that megumi should watch you get him off.
you’re megumi’s girl, but you’ve got his stepdaddy squirting cum through his sweats.
“nghh, haah– sweetheart, o-oh fuck– fuck me– how, how’d you—”
he’s left dazed and confused, watching drops of hot, white liquid ooze through the fabric and pool in a sticky mess over his tip.
he can’t get his words out, but he was trying to ask “how did you do that to me?”
this has never happened before. and he’ll be damned if anybody hears about it. he’s ashamed, knowing you’ve just milked him through his sweatpants with your clothed ass.
not so honoured now, huh satoru?
you’re megumi’s girl, who used to have one puppy. now you have two.
your beautiful dark haired sorcerer– he bites sometimes. and a gorgeous, platinum haired angel with a brand new collar.
you’re telling them that “whoever acts like the cutest puppy gets dinner first, the loser gets chained up.”
you’re megumi’s girl, but satoru gojo gets to taste you first tonight.
his performance as your little pussy puppy made you giggle– he whined and let you stroke his hair, followed all of your orders, even when you commanded him to ‘speak’.
he opened his mouth and barked like a dog.
you just adored the shadow of humiliation in his eyes when he did it, encouraging you to push him further.
you’re megumi’s girl, but you’re currently pegging his stepfather.
and he took it so well, it made you think he’s taken it in the back numerous times before.
“i’ll let you fuck me…” was all the convincing he needed to get on the bed, ass up, face down.
you never thought he’d be so pretty down here– everything perfectly manicured, with smooth, sexy muscles rippling up his back.
you’re megumi’s girl, but you’ve never been more satisfied than right now, taking satoru’s dick in the front and your boyfriend’s in the back.
his stepfather is fucking into your from below while megumi stands behind you, pushing his dick in that tight ass.
you’re megumi’s girl, but you’re taking both their cum tonight.
reaching your orgasm, both your holes twitch and squeeze, milking the two men for all they’re worth.
their heat rips through your body, making you feel so dizzy and full you’re about to black out.
you’re megumi’s girl,
but satoru gojo is your new fucktoy.
⋆⁺ [see you in hell]
satoru | megumi | m.list
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guess what starts tomorrow 🙂↕️🤚
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hello all i'm QUITTING jjk bcs wtf was 261
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unfortunately saying you want pussy is extremely not conducive to pussy. prohibitively unattractive. if you want pussy you have to act like you do not care about pussy one bit. if i was presented with pussy i would simply look away. pussy has never once been on my mind. buddy i don't even know what pussy is
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i didn't know there was a second part to your megumi's bunny fic, i read it and it's horny hours over here 🥺 you're very clever because even though there's no actual dp action in it they're all thinking about it that was so hot
;3
hehe thank u cutieeeeee <3
bunny fic
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My boys… 🥺😢
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been thinking a normal amount about just how Strong yuuji is
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sketches of fushiguros cus i didnt know how to draw toji or mamaguro
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yoyo! please can i request jjk men reaction to yn always sleeping hugging a pillow(because it’s comfy lol) 🙈. thankyou! :)
warnings; like camembert, this is MUSHY and CHEESY
Satoru
Also sleeps hugging a pillow (when you're not there) so he can't really say much when he gets home late to find you tucked up in bed with your arms wrapped around the fluffiest, biggest pillow you could find.
"Hmm," he smiles and hums quietly to himself, admiring your figure where the blanket dropped away.
And because he's feeling particularly sweet, maybe a little mushy or sentimental over seeing you like this, he quietly gets ready for bed and joins you. He eases his body into the mattress and tugs the pillow from you slowly, carefully, earning a few disgruntled moans, then slots his body right in front of yours.
Feeling your arms wrap around him, he's content.
Toji
"Oi"
Your sleep is disturbed suddenly by a jabbing sensation in your ribs.
Along with a familiar, deep voice.
"Hey"
And hands.
Big hands.
"nnhnn--"
You regain consciousness and feel the warm, squishy pillow being pulled from your clutches.
"nnn--" you grab onto it, but it's too late.
"Give me back my pillow."
He grumbles and moans about you stealing his stuff but secretly thinks that you looked so cute like that and he just wants you to hug him instead.
Kento
Lets you sleep like that peacefully, but snuggles up behind you and holds your waist in his hands until you start shuffling and turning.
"Oh~" you were so tired you didn't even hear him come in.
"Go back to sleep, my love," he murmurs softly and kisses you back to sleep, with you in his arms and the pillow long forgotten.
Suguru
"Aw" a soft sigh leaves his lips when he gets home from the gym, seeing you curled up on your side holding onto a big pillow.
He tickles your feet, admiring how adorable you look.
He's waking you up but he can't help it.
"Suguruuu" you moan but he's giggling at you now and starting to playfully tickle your waist as he climbs into bed to replace the pillow.
Megumi
Stares at you and scratches his head, wondering how the hell somebody could look so cute.
As quietly as humanly possible, he gets in bed behind you and wraps his arms around you.
Admires you silently, kisses your neck and strokes your thighs, letting you rest peacefully.
Yuji
Gets jealous that you got so damn comfy without him.
Makes a little pouty face when he sees you all snuggled up in the nest you made in your bed.
Your legs should be wrapped around me.
He ruffles his pretty hair and sinks onto the mattress, tugging the pillow away and getting wrapped up in you.
Sighs contently when you pull him closer.
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk x reader#jjk drabbles#gojo satoru#jjk satoru#geto suguru#jjk suguru#nanami kento#kento nanami#toji fushiguro#jjk toji#megumi fushiguro#jjk megumi#yuji itadori#jjk yuji#satoru x reader#toji x reader#suguru x reader#kento x reader#megumi x reader#yuji x reader#jjk reactions#jjk fluff#fluff
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"breeding" is a hot raw way to describe it but i'll be real making babies is the furthest thing from my mind i'm just trying to paint your insides
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