lauralot89
Man Delights Not Me
No, nor woman neither.
I used to have opinions, but none of y'all know how to act.
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I have been down to look at that room again in daylight, for I must know the truth.
Jonathan Harker's "Get Myself Killed" instincts are at full force, I see
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why did you choose to make a child succubus in snow glass apples?
I didn't. She's definitely not a succubus.
#I just remembered this and I'm bringing it back to further ruin Dracula for everyone#vampires#vampire bats#I really hope all vampires of this variety wear skirts at all times because otherwise think of all the laundry
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HEARTBREAKING: coworker you had normal casual conversations with reveals their rancid political views one day and you can never look at them the same
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the BDSM is no longer light
so how you keep from transforming when you're a werewolf is you engage in some light BDSM
why not
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"The writer apologizes for the confusion of the last chapters"
bold move
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what if I wrote more vampire nonsense and incorporated Sappho poetry into it, what then
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necklace carpet sharks are SO silly and beautiful and it is of upmost importance that you all look at them
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people talk abt riverdale all the time as an example of ridiculous television bc archie fought in world war one and then got raptured or whatever but they all really forget that once upon a time was the og. remember how runplestiltskin was also the crocodile from the captain hook story (in addition to being th beast from beauty and the beast) bc captain hook fucked his wife but they're both unjted in hatred for peter pan bc peter pan was rumplestiltskin's abusive father. And that was all established by season two
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whatever man, you're a fake creator. you're not playing spore, you're playing something else entirely
i made this anon in spore [2008]
next time show your face
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today鈥檚 obsession is ancient tattoos, in particular the s-curved floral-antlered deer of the Siberian Ice Maiden and Scythian Chieftain.聽
it鈥檚 such a heavily used trope in modern media (off the top of my head I can think of Pokemon, Annihilation, Bambi, Snow White and the Huntsman, etc) and why wouldn鈥檛 it be! antlers look like branches, branches look like antlers, it鈥檚 only natural to pair them
but it makes me strangely emotional that our brains have always worked this way, and been drawn to the same imagery over and over again.聽
I鈥檓 also going to resist the urge to make paired enamel pins of these ancient deer, even though I deeply desire聽little wearable tributes of the past
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"oh neat, there's an antler at the bottom of the creek!"
"weird how much resistance there is pulling it out, maybe it's caught on a root?"
"OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT"
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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