[Jason on the phone with Bruce] Jason: Turn around. Jason: No, the other way. Jason: Again, the other way. Jason: No, not there, one more time! Bruce: OH MY GOD WHERE ARE YOU??? Jason: I'm not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me.

Barbara, seductively takes off glasses:

Barbara: Wow...

Kara, blushes: Haha... what?

Barbara: You're really fucking blurry.

Tim: I'm thinking of doing a haunted house. Like, as a test of courage or something. Jason: What's wrong with the one you live in? Tim: Wh-What-? Jason: Goodnight, Timmy.

Bruce: We're getting someone new in the group. Tim: Are we stealing them? Damian: New or used? Bruce: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Selina: Truth or dare? Bruce: Truth. Selina: How many hours have you slept this week? Bruce: Bruce: Dare. Selina: Go to sleep. Bruce: I don't like this game.

Jason: Do you want the tea?

Barbara: For the last time, it is called a status report.

Jason: Do you want the tea or not?

Alfred: We're going out in public, so I expect you to be on your best behavior.

Bruce: Yeah guys, listen to Alfred.

Alfred: I was talking to you, Master Bruce.

Harley: This date is boring!

Ivy: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Harley: Then why did you invite me?

Ivy: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me" then you said "fuck you Ivy I'll do whatever I want!"

Bruce: I eat Cheerios because they're heart healthy and my heart has been severely damaged. Bruce, tearing up: So, Selina if you're out there-

Jason, with great delight: Oh Bruce's gonna hate this.

Bruce: Do not antagonise the local law enforcement. Jason: But it's so much fun!

Ivy: Remember how I said Harley and I were going to have a calm night out for once? Selina: Yes. Ivy: Well, we're in jail. Selina, hangs up:

[When Bruce first showed Dick the Batcave.] Dick: Hey Bruce what is this place? Bruce: This is where I come to cry. Dick: What? Bruce: I said this is where I come to be a cool guy.

Tim: We can do something fun.

Damian: Like fight to the death?

Tim:

Tim: Can someone tell me if he's joking because I can't tell-

Kara, accidentally brushes Barbara's hand with her own:

Barbara, aggressively holds Kara's hand:

Barbara: Fucking commit to it.

Jason: It's nice to be wanted, you know?

Bruce: Not by the law!

Ivy: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?

Harley: For the hyenas.

Ivy: Why are you making pancakes for the hyenas?

Harley: They don't know how.