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hana-bobo-finch · 3 hours

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LOUIE WILL BE TURNED INTO A FIREWORK LATER TONIGHT!!! HE WILL BE PUNISHED FOR HIS CRIMES IN A DAZZLING DISPLAY IN THE SKY!!!

#I would post a before picture of Bootleg Louis as I’m calling him but he’s busy eating his last meal #pikmin #louie pikmin

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hana-bobo-finch · 15 hours

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oh yeah i guess it’s that one month now isn’t it

#i made this in like 10 minutes #please tell me nobody’s done this before #pikmin #shepherd pikmin #dingo pikmin #pom pikmin #pride month #?#this is more of a meme than anything but still ig that counts

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hana-bobo-finch · 18 hours

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people apparently liked these so lemme spit up some more like a mother bird into the mouths of the hungry pikmin fans

• Collin listens to angsty pop punk songs. He also managed to get olimar into it. Neither of them even try to hide it. They feel no shame.

• Ohri’s culture puts technological/scientific knowledge and advancements above any sort of physical prowess, so Dingo’s skill were pretty much worthless there. One of the reasons (aside from pure laziness) he doesn’t work often is just because he’s not used to having to do anything

• As a kid Dingo stole one of Yonny’s chemistry kits and somehow made a bomb. Nobody knows how. Not even him. He nearly got himself killed

• The president will occasionally visit his wild animal friends from under the bridge. He has attempted to bring them home multiple times but his wife won’t let him

• The president desperately wants to be a parental figure to Louie. Louie desperately wants to kill the president.

• Yonny likes to spread misinformation just for the heck of it. He knows more than most thanks to how much he reads so he can easily come up with something vaguely true-sounding. Collin is the only one who sees through it

• Louie and olimar both snoop through each other’s emails. They both kinda know what the other is doing but don’t want to bring it up because they’re doing it too

• ^ Louie thinks olimar should divorce his wife. Olimar thinks louie should put his nana in a nursing home

• Dingo fakes medical issues as an excuse to hang out with yonny all day. He does it to the point nobody believes him if he actually is sick or injured

that is all goodbye

Assorted pikmin headcanons that I might end up deleting bc I definitely haven’t already posted enough today

• Most Hocotatians can’t grow facial hair. Those who can are greatly envied (even if it’s just a few scraggly hairs like the president)

• Hocotate is mostly desert. Because of this, hocotatians generally don’t need as much water as others.

• Yonny is. Extremely in love with dingo. But he still tries to be a good wingman when dingo’s trying to talk to shepherd cause even if he’s insane he’s a good friend

• Louie tries to zone out when olimar’s telling him “stories” (which are more just olimar’s train of thought) but ends up subconsciously retaining it all. He remembers more about olimar than olimar himself.

• Collin actually has social anxiety despite being the comms guy, ironically the only way he’s found that he can calm himself is to never stop talking. So he yaps. A lot.

• Yonny’s tried to tell dingo before that his disliking of dogs probably stems from some form of ptsd from the time he thought he was being attacked during a rescue. Dingo just bragged about it because he thought having trauma made him sound more “badass.” It did not. He was very confused when he got sympathy and not admiration.

• Olimar gets frustrated with Louie very easily, but keeps it hidden because Louie gets chastised by the other employees and the president a lot and olimar wants to be the one to help him instead of just yelling at him.

• Hocotate freight, despite being tasked with large shipping jobs, is a rather small company with barely any employees. There’s pretty much no experience needed other than a basic pilot’s license to get a job there because the president is so desperate for workers

• Louie doesn’t even have a pilot license. He only managed to get hired because his nana convinced the president to hire him because of his family’s lineage of renowned pilots.

• His nana didn’t even ask Louie before getting him hired. He was looking to get a fry cook job at a restaurant nearby to save up for culinary school. He just went with it because he didn’t want to disappoint her

• Collin is aroace. He doesn’t know it, he just thinks he’s “too busy” for sex and romance (am I just saying that bc I’m projecting onto him nooooo I would neeever do that)

• Koppaites generally age physically slower than most. Giyans? What’s it called uhh. People from giya tend to physically age faster. They both have roughly the same life expectancy, though

• it’s a common practice on most civilized planets for the people to dye their hair, as they all share the trait of usually greying quickly. Only hocotatians don’t do this, as they over time have developed hair that retains its color longer—although they have less of it

• Louie hates space travel. He gets motion sickness easily. Olimar, on the other hand, loves it, and likes to do tricks with his ship when flying like spinning around. Somehow that’s never been the cause of a crash, the worst that’s happened was just louie feeling sick

• dingo has low iron levels. I have nothing more to add it is just definitely true

• whenever Louie’s on pnf-404 by himself, he survives the creatures by just ignoring them. Turns out a lot of them aren’t inherently violent or have a taste for hocotatian. The ones that do attack can be defeated easily by giving them poisonous plants

• Many of the planets are more of dwarf planets, if even that. Only hocotate, koppai, Giya, and pnf 404 are larger. Most of them are tiny and in the same solar system, making them almost more akin to different countries or continents than entirely different planets

that is all for my yapping goodbye

#pikmin #pikmin hcs #pikmin president #rescue corps pikmin #olimar pikmin #louie pikmin

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