I, for one, can’t wait for the destruction of traditional family values
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Team “I imagined a scenario too hard and it upset me”
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Uh Oh, Nintendo spoiled the twist for the next Mario game.
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German - Ugandan actress Florence Kasumba
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when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship
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Did you know some people stop being tired? Like, they enjoy a cup of coffee and then go on with their day, feeling awake and functional? They don’t feel exhausted all day long? Like that’s so weird, what’s up with that.
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*blows a kiss into the forest* for the elves
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tfw you have such a bad concept of time that you genuinely can’t remember whether something happened within the past few hours or yesterday or even several days ago
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if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious
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WTF: Wheres The fDogs
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achilles’ heelys
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Books & Cupcakes December BPS // Day 11 // Book and Cocoa.
Minutes after this was taken I spilled my cocoa over my lovely copy of Little Women :’(…
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A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts. So he loses touch with reality, and lives in a world of illusion.
Alan Watts (via silent-mindfulness)
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i’m glad ants dont know how big jupiter is or they would be fucked up about it. i was fucked up about it. jupiter is huge
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The human heart beats approximately 4,000 times per hour and each pulse, each throb, each palpitation is a trophy engraved with the words ‘you are still alive.’ You are still alive. Act like it.
Rudy Francisco (via quotemadness)
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