bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
happy pride month! if you like star wars and you like being queer do i have the shirts for you! i make them to order so you can pick whatever flag best fits you ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
so today I drove past a traffic sign that said 'hey teens buckling up is totes yeet yo'
i wish i was joking but after we screamed a bit my brother attempted to get a picture as proof, failed, and ended up with this masterpiece that pretty much sums up the whole experience
Please please pleeeaaase let me outside I promise I won't eat any native songbirds or baby bunnies and I PROMISE I won't cross the street in front of a car you can trust meeeeeeee