In this sonification of Perseus. the sound waves astronomers previously identified were extracted and made audible for the first time. The sound waves were extracted outward from the center. (source)
WITH GLITTER AND A BITTER SMILE ON MY FACE I SIT BY YOUR BED HOWLING LIKE A DOG!! THERES CONFETTI IN THE AIR TONIGHT AND THE STARS ARE WAVING GOODBYE!! AND THE DEVIL WILL CHARM YOU FOR SURE NOW YOURE THE PASSENGER AND IM THE CHAUFFEUR!!!!
save me Violeta Violeta volume 3... Violeta Violeta volume 3 save me.... Violeta Violeta volume 3......
mann isn't it fucked up how you can be a child in pain all the time and think to yourself that when you're older and you're stronger you won't hurt like this anymore and now you're older but you're just as weak and the pain is more unbearable than ever
you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pok茅mon mystery dungeon'd!
unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pok茅mon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pok茅mon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pok茅mon. good luck!
tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pok茅mon to be your partner.
bonus rules:
you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny
take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)
apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender