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if i climbed an electrical pylon tower they would recognise my lover's heart and whimsical nature and allow me to ascend without turning my body into a charred conduit for their immense power

#angel sighting proof of heaven #official electrical pylon post

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electricalpylon · 3 days

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confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post

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why do people ask jerma to give his opinion about politics. that is not what an e-clown is for

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fuck my horible life the rodent wont leave my goon stump

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this is so fucking funny to me. who wants to join the ancient athenian evil dining club with me

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"none of these words are in the bible" you're not even reading the secret part of the bible. with all my posts in it

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I wore my torn to shit emo jeans that basically show my entire booty ass to the bodega today. As I was jaywalking across the street, some local kids shouted at me:

Kid: "Bro! Ay bro I can see your booty cheeks!"

Me: "That's the point!"

Kid: "Bruh shut yo gay ass up!"

Me: "I am gay!"

Kid: "Oh!... We good!"

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electricalpylon · 3 days

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The Boston Weekly Globe, Massachusetts, May 29, 1889

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there is a crazy dude on twitter who takes photos of athletes from different sports and finds them an art piece that fits exactly with the photo and the PRECISION he does it is amazing