they want you to make fried rice

unfortunately i do believe posthaste is one of the funniest words out there. how quick am i doing something? fast as fuck my good sir

Mutuals ca.n message me for my discord or my phone number if you want to be accidentally ignored harder

Britain is already one-upping the Wonka scam by making the LEGO Dashcon ballpit real

an extra hour in the brick pit

the bleh family

good content

i see no difference love is love 😘👍

type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

It's end of May, yall know what that means

@minasweep it’s the worst!! It’s been worse when the place is a small shop that doesn’t like exist elsewhere so I fr can’t get these again if I move too far Q^Q also that sounds so sad I love pumpkin bread sm

I really. want a chai lavender latte

confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post

Anthony Cloutier -he/him- my most recent DnD PC, he got isekai'd into another world.

He's a soft, big guy.

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

BEHOLD! MY COLECTION KF POINTERS

AMD OF RUNNERS

I just need to fund Chilfuck's now

wh- what did you just say to me