cicaklah
it's fake and it's in space
farms prawns, herds pervs, here to have a good time. likes hitman & star trek a normal amount. cicak on AO3.
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A final reblog of this absolute insane story.
okay so you guys trust me right?
fandom: snw
pairing: everyone/anyone (but specifically...deep breath...Kirk/La'an, Pike/Una, Ortegas/Mitchell, Pike/Spock/Kirk, Kirk/Spock, La'an/M’Benga, M’Benga/Chapel, La’an/Ortegas, Kirk/Una, La’an/James Kirk/James Kirk, La'an/Pike, Batel/OMC, Uhura/Sam Kirk, Uhura/Spock, Uhura/OMCs, Chapel/Spock, Chapel/Spock/Sam Kirk, La'an/Una, La'an/James Kirk/Sam Kirk, Pike/Uhura
rating: cosmic fuck pagoda
summary:
Anything goes
tagged: Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Dubious Consent, Episode: s02e09 Subspace Rhapsody (Star Trek: Strange New Worlds), Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Alternate Universe - Porn, porn reality, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, but like a mild dead dove, Aliens Made Them Do It, heed the tags, absolutely no safe sex whatsoever, 10k of fucking but there IS a plot and it IS the plot of subspace rhapsody, the filthiest thing I will ever write
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SO I was going to finish my thyla bang but unfortunately I had to finish this or I would never be able to rest. so...yeah. the AMOUNT of fucking in this. This is the first time I've ever originated pairings, but no regrets. The only regrets were that I cut the spock/klingons out at the very end. Perhaps I will post an epilogue, but that day is not today.
be free, my magnum sized fuck opus!
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I had a really stupid idea today when I saw the audio foam in agent 47's office: He makes a true crime podcast but only for the murders that the ICA committed, and he runs as Tobias Rieper
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In case you missed it, the thing happened.
okay so you guys trust me right?
fandom: snw
pairing: everyone/anyone (but specifically...deep breath...Kirk/La'an, Pike/Una, Ortegas/Mitchell, Pike/Spock/Kirk, Kirk/Spock, La'an/M’Benga, M’Benga/Chapel, La’an/Ortegas, Kirk/Una, La’an/James Kirk/James Kirk, La'an/Pike, Batel/OMC, Uhura/Sam Kirk, Uhura/Spock, Uhura/OMCs, Chapel/Spock, Chapel/Spock/Sam Kirk, La'an/Una, La'an/James Kirk/Sam Kirk, Pike/Uhura
rating: cosmic fuck pagoda
summary:
Anything goes
tagged: Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Dubious Consent, Episode: s02e09 Subspace Rhapsody (Star Trek: Strange New Worlds), Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Alternate Universe - Porn, porn reality, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, but like a mild dead dove, Aliens Made Them Do It, heed the tags, absolutely no safe sex whatsoever, 10k of fucking but there IS a plot and it IS the plot of subspace rhapsody, the filthiest thing I will ever write
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SO I was going to finish my thyla bang but unfortunately I had to finish this or I would never be able to rest. so...yeah. the AMOUNT of fucking in this. This is the first time I've ever originated pairings, but no regrets. The only regrets were that I cut the spock/klingons out at the very end. Perhaps I will post an epilogue, but that day is not today.
be free, my magnum sized fuck opus!
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okay so you guys trust me right?
fandom: snw
pairing: everyone/anyone (but specifically...deep breath...Kirk/La'an, Pike/Una, Ortegas/Mitchell, Pike/Spock/Kirk, Kirk/Spock, La'an/M’Benga, M’Benga/Chapel, La’an/Ortegas, Kirk/Una, La’an/James Kirk/James Kirk, La'an/Pike, Batel/OMC, Uhura/Sam Kirk, Uhura/Spock, Uhura/OMCs, Chapel/Spock, Chapel/Spock/Sam Kirk, La'an/Una, La'an/James Kirk/Sam Kirk, Pike/Uhura
rating: cosmic fuck pagoda
summary:
Anything goes
tagged: Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Dubious Consent, Episode: s02e09 Subspace Rhapsody (Star Trek: Strange New Worlds), Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Alternate Universe - Porn, porn reality, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, but like a mild dead dove, Aliens Made Them Do It, heed the tags, absolutely no safe sex whatsoever, 10k of fucking but there IS a plot and it IS the plot of subspace rhapsody, the filthiest thing I will ever write
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SO I was going to finish my thyla bang but unfortunately I had to finish this or I would never be able to rest. so...yeah. the AMOUNT of fucking in this. This is the first time I've ever originated pairings, but no regrets. The only regrets were that I cut the spock/klingons out at the very end. Perhaps I will post an epilogue, but that day is not today.
be free, my magnum sized fuck opus!
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Pat your testicles after doing a big sex flirt - Luke Westaway, man who we have to assume has had sex at least once.
#mom can't cook#i say at least once as he is canonically a father of at least one child#but potentially twice due to last summers conspiracy theory
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Black Books // S01E01: Cooking the Books
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#black books#i swear i had a corporate all hands meeting like this last week#this isnt sales....welcome to the sales team
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the thing about queerbaiting is that it kind of rules
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the la'an, the witch and the wardrobe
#star trek#google reads your fanfiction#I will go to hell for this fic but at least no one is a flimsy jesus allegory#I say to st peter at my tribunal
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What a day! Also fucking hell I'm ruined. But binbag will run again
I don't understand how I used to go to con four days in a row. Here are some pictures with descriptions in the alt field
As is my custom those are basically the only pictures I took. Anyway me and @cicaklah had a quality day, I was delighted to hang out with @shutupeiffel and meet REC whose tumblr handle I've blanked on, not regretting only going for one day but overall a thumbs up from me
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HOLY SHIT
Mark Strong and Jessica Chastain in Miss Sloane (2016)
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Um @apricotbones !??!?!!! Did I wake up in another dimension and burnwood netflix already exists???
Mark Strong and Jessica Chastain in Miss Sloane (2016)
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God I hope the gamer network sale means I'll never have to go to mcm again, but if so, I'm glad the final memory is of mike's junk.
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We can't let him get away with this
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Vote Binbag or that dirty rotten pirate wins.
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