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Hey, can you do the genshin impact boys x a female ignored/neglected reader. Say, she’s pretty much ignored unless she messed up or when people try to use her?

Yuh let’s go. Abandonment issues roll out!

“Ghost”

Genshin Impact males X neglected! Reader

POV: Kicked out by your mother once your of age. Why did the Archons treat you this way? Your not a people pleaser. It’s just obedience yet no one seemed to like you. You THOUGHT no one liked you except for some certain boys. Developing Abandonment issues, you try not to stand out. Try not to mess up. Yet you did anyhow

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You weren’t special.

Maybe perhaps other than the fact. You have no presence.

No combat abilities. No vision. No talent. Nothing. You were just existing for no reason. Walking around Teyvat hoping to find something worth living or perhaps giving your life for.

A living mistake. Is what you were. Squeezing for what your worth and thrown aside like a toy. You would say at this point your life is a joke but even a joke has a meaning.

Ever since your mom kicked you out of her house. You been living in the woods at a small Cavern that was once occupied by a camp of Hilichurls. The only way you were making money was stealing mora from Treasure Hoarders and from that Pallad plus that one dude who is obsessed with Babara, Albert.

Speaking of which, you stole mora for that Barbara shrine of his. Now your treating yourself to some new clothes and apple cider at Angel’s Share.

Quietly and silently grabbing your drink. A dark navy haired man appeared behind you, asking Charles for some wine. This surprised you and made you drop your cider. With a loud CLANK!, you squeaked, turning around.

“I-I’m sorry…!”

Before the other man can reply.

You made a run for it. The chivalry captain crossed his arms

“Damn it….She’s gone again. She’s more spooked than I thought.”

Finding yourself outside in the outskirts of the city near the ocean. You cup your hands to drink the salty sea water. Your stomach growled, feeling your body become weaker from lack of nutrients. You wondered how you end up like this.

From living happily and healthy in Liyue with your Grandma to your mom in Mondstat who later on no longer wanted a daughter. But even then, why did she wanted you in her home. Why did she treated you like treasure before tossing you away? You don’t know and don’t want to know. Most importantly, why are your friends trying to interact with you? You had nothing to offer them and most definitely not worthy to be their friend.

Snapping out of your thoughts, you noticed familiar black fancy boots, looking up. It was your old friend, Diluc. No. He’s not your friend anymore. I mean look at you. Dirty, Raggedy and smelly. Before you can sprint off again. Your body lost sensations and collapsed. Luckily, Diluc caught you in time. Before you can pass out from exhaustion, you heard this.

“I’ve finally caught you. This time we won’t let you go. Please, let us help you, Y/N…”

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This request is FINISHED WOOOOOO. I’m going to finished the rest of my requests. So then I can move onto making a Raihan x Reader series or smth. Ik this missing some details can can be added a little more but I wasn’t sure if there were necessary or unnecessary considering this is suppose to be a one shot. Sorry no pic Ehe

#genshin impact #genshin imagines #genshin+impact+x+reader #genshin impact x reader #diluc x reader #genshin impact imagines #kaeya x reader

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hi! just wondering where is your mobile header image from?

🟧⬛️

#lunariaspeaks

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“How To Keep Your Gremlin Warm 101”

NSFW! Scaracoochie x Male reader

POV You are the gentle giant and your lover Scaramouche? Is the angy little gremlin. Also, winter has come and the heater doesn’t exist in this world. The only thing keeping you guys warm is the fireplace but it doesn’t seem………….enough. So you proposed an idea

Warning: Cock warming, size kink, blowjob, dirty talk

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1st POV

Welcome to our cuddling sesh. Except it is cold as a winter’s butt cheeks. Heater? Non existent. Fireplace? Up and going but it doesn’t seem to be doing it’s job. Blankets are thick yet the cold somehow still manages to pass through and attempt to turn us into popsicles. I refuse to turn into a frozen Anna plus I’m horny.

Seeing the slim male desperately clinging onto me, shaking in his boots. I thought of an idea. Cock warming. If you don’t know what cock warming is. It is an act of a man putting their erection into his partner's vajayjay/ass in order to keep warm.

Gathering courage and confidence. I said, “You know, love…I know an idea on a way to keep us warm…”

He huffs followed by a shiver, replying back with an attitude.

“Oh yeah? How? Even I can’t think of one. What can you think of huh? Brawn for brains”

Ignoring his rudeness. I gave him a shit earring grin.

“You know. My junior is cold and I’m sure it’ll become a nice water bottle inside you, keeping us both warm. Since I’m the one generating the most heat here.”

He became a furious red, scowling at me before facing his body in the opposite way, screeching.

“SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU HORN DOG!!”

He didn’t deny. Plus his ass is rubbing against my abdomen. I known him for quite a while now. 5 years; give or take. Translation: Fine, do it but I don’t wanna seem desperate.

2nd POV

“Why won't you face me, when I'm talking to you?” Your husky voice spoke into his ear as the harbinger felt a pair of arms press against the bed on either side of him, trapping him. Scaramouche gasped and shuddered in shock.

The navy haired male gulped thickly and averted his eyes, not wanting to stare into yours for too long. He won't admit it, but if he look at your love and lust filled eyes, he might accidentally shove his ass in the air, use his dainty looking hands to spread his mounds of fat apart, showing his cute puckered hole and beg you to breed him. That; or cum prematurely. Which by the way has happened before but you don’t want that to happen. Not right now at least.

Suddenly, he felt a pair of soft lips pressing against his own. Gasping softly, he stared into those intense eyes again and felt himself get lost as he slowly, hesitantly, kissed back. That seemed to please you because You felt hand cup his neck, holding him in place. Sighing softly into the kiss, he relaxed and slowly closed his eyes, enjoying the hot make out session. Taking a break from the steamy session due to a thing called ‘oxygen’, you pressed your forehead against his.

The short male nodded, leaning down to undo the button and unzip your pants by his teeth. You were already slightly hard from the grinding earlier so your throbbing dick made contact with Scara’s face, smacking against his cheek slightly as he made a noise that sounded like a mix between a moan and a grunt, and pressed himself against your member even harder.

Scaramouche stared at your member, almost admiring it. Even though he looked at it before, and although it had felt large in his hand the other night, it looked even bigger now. Quickly switching positions. You undressed him in a flick of a wrist. Now it was you with a face-full of his small erection. Gently licking the underside of your lover’s cock, smiling as his body shuddered with pleasure. You teased him a bit more, peppering kisses up the navy’s shaft, before finally taking his length into your mouth. Moaning out your name, encouraging you to take his length deeper. You thread your fingers together. The harbinger took pleasure in the intimacy he felt from holding hands. Moving the hand on the base of your member to the rhythm that you were sucking him off, and began arching himself into your mouth. Bobbing your head faster, encouraged by his own desperate fervor.

“I-I’m going to cum.” Seconds later, You felt the shorter male’s member pulsate inside your mouth, and tasted a salty yet saccharine liquid fill you. Swallowed slowly.

He could feel you smile as he slid the finger in to the hole and wiggled it around in an attempt to loosen up the tight tunnel. Using your other hand to massage the shorter man's dick, you picked up the pace and hardening the grip.

At this point, it was taking Scaramouche all that he had to hold in further moans, as he felt another finger entering his hole to join the first and begin to move in a scissoring motion.

A shiver runs through his entire body and he can feel the exact moment you find the spot that makes his mind go blank. He can feel his dick leaking on his abdomen, twitching at the stimulation, while everything starts to become too much.

As you heard him say your name, followed by a plea. Who the hell were you to deny your beloved husband anything when you promised to please him in whatever he asked? You ended up rubbing your member with Scaramouche’s, contrasting in size. It was cute. Shrimp vs eggplant.

“Archons. Everything about him is small.” You noted, admiring your husband’s body.

Scaramouche’s cock was leaking and bobbing against his stomach without any touch, and his legs was spread as widely as he could, presenting himself completely for you to greedily devoured his most tender parts, doing him thoroughly with your talented mouth. You hissed.

"Greedy slut. Always ready to put my cock inside you. Maybe that's what your meant to do." Scaramouche agreed silently, you bobbed your head as if life depends on it. You watched your lover squirm, trying to stay still.

Watching the your own pink lips slide up and down his cock, spit glistening from the dim light of the room. You gave special attention to the tip, peals of precum sliding down his small hand.

“You love it when I’m rough don’t you? You want me to overwhelm you and fuck you so hard that you won’t even be able to hear your own voice……You want me to ignore those pretty little pleas for mercy and fuck you. Huh? Damn cock slut.”

The navy haired male moans at the filthy words and seductive tone.He never expected to come out of the fluttershy personified giant when they first had sex. Towering over the shorter male. You moved your member towards his lips, you shoved them into his mouth. Letting it naturally lubricate.

Taking it back out, you lowered yourself, ready to penetrate his cavern. With some rubbing foreplay, you easily slipped inside, moving back and forth at your own pace.

“MORE~! PLEASE!!”

Gradually thrusting harder and faster into the younger man. “Such an impatient brat.” You murmured to yourself as he groaned with Scaramouche, who moaned louder and louder with each thrust into his tight hole.

Slowing down your pumping of Electro user’s sensitive little cock, not wanting him to come so soon as he searched for his sweet spot thrusting deeper and in all angles.

“Fuck! Fuck fuck fuck fuck nghhh ahhh!”

Slamming your hips into his non existent cervix/womb, he screams, blabbering profanities when you found his prostate and prodded it.

“H-Harderrr! More! Ahhh ahh ah! Right there argh! Right there! Don’t stop!”

Your lover screamed out unconsciously, sticking out his tongue as drools escaped from his agape mouth. A knot formed near your abdomen, tightening.

The short male was practically sobbing, tears of pleasure streamed down from his tightly-closed eyes. His wet inner walls spasmed frenziedly, grasping harder and quicker around the pulsating length inside him as he was edging closer to the peak that awaited.

"Aaahn!...Huuhnn!…Haaah! Aaaah!"

After a few more specifically hard strokes right against his pleasure spot,

Scaramouche thrashed against the sheets and with a long, high-pitched scream, he finally came undone with a dry orgasm which was surprising but whatever. Saves you some cleaning cause Scaracoochie just got cream pie. Leaving your dick inside his slippery hole. You guys fell from your high and slept soundly not with a blanket thrown over the both of you to trap the warmth in.

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Alright NE X T. Honestly I should finish up the request first. They’ve been neglected long enough I’m so sorry. Am I completely back? No. But I’ll do my best to write once a while. So if ya like my dirty/comedy writings. Put the notification on ;))

Credit: Unknown

#genshin impact #genshin+impact+x+reader #genshin imagines #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact imagines #genshin scaramouche

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Hey! Happy new year (I’m late sorry)

HAPPY NEW YEARS, BUD! Don’t worry I’m late too. You know what else is late? THE SCARACOOCH X MALE READER. ( Bitch is lit sitting in my notes half done) It’s been a few days of 2022 and it ain’t it already 😭😩

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?????

( And no this is not me)

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“Unexpected” Pt 2

Hilichurls X GN Stoic Reader

POV Hilic and Mita starts traveling with you

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It’s been a week since the monster like humans stuck to you like glue, or well since Hilic kept following you since Mita had no choice to follow as well. All while you traveled to Liyue.

Paimon and Traveler didn’t seem to mind as much as you do, other than it was hard to bring them into the city without a disguise. Plus, they kept following you around when you wanted to go the damn bathroom. Man Reader can’t take a shit or piss in peace.

Another thing is sleeping. Since Aether got his teapot, you had your own individual room. However instead of sleeping the guest room as they should be. They wanted to sleep in your room, on your bed specifically. Like Hilic is understandable but Mita? What?? You ended up sleeping in a weird position and a broken bed in the morning.

( NO. NO DIRTY. U HORNY PUPPIES. YEAH LOOKIN AT CHU. WHAT U GANNA DO. FIND ME-)

You and the others thought the ex furry monkeys couldn’t speak English seeing as the Hilichurl/Mitachurl only spoke hilichurlian. To everyone’s surprise. Mita spoke his first word. It was……..

“Bitch” while pointing at the Reckless Palladin.

Cue Aether’s attempts to murder a laughing Childe. You didn’t feel proud, angry or happy when they begin speaking in your language. Giving no shit whatsoever.

We’ll focus on Mita later.

Meanwhile, Hilic was absolutely obsessed with you and a bit slow on learning unlike his older brother. His first word being, “apple”. Why apple? You were ‘sweet’ and precious according to him. Poor Mita, Hilic ignored him in favor of you. Never less, Mita never seemed to get mad or jealous.

The younger dark skinned male’s personality all in all is described as a glorified bouncy ball. This boy cannot stay still for the life of him. It’s like he got ADHD. Rather than walking like any other normal being, it’s always skipping or leaping. Sometimes, Hilic would have his fit of random zoomies. During zoomies, he would run like those electro seelies in Inazuma. No matter how far he would run. The younger monster would return back to you rubbing his head against yours. Occasionally, your ‘fiancee’ would bring something back, like a fruit or sweet flower.

The dedication, loyalty and persona was compared and is exactly like a golden retriever. It rubbed off on you. One day, you pet his fluffy dirty blonde hair just because he was hurt, whining, clinging onto your body when he got injured, refusing to be touched by no one than his mate. Even his brother had a hard time. Hilic gave you one look of puppy eyes and that was it. Pet. Pet. Pet.

Aether and the rest of the world could see it. That you cared for Hilic, making you seem like emotional towards others. Of course you were in self denial and said that he and his brother just useful in combat and warding off their own kind.

Before you knew it, 5 months has passed by and the young dark skinned male has crawled his way into your heart, changing you. At least only to him.

Mita stared at you, coddling his little sibling. It was cold since winter came, affecting the teapot too. Despite the fireplace near your bed, you wanted to make sure to keep your ‘lover’ warm, cuddling his head pressed against your chest, legs intertwined. The older wish he was his brother for the first time in his life. Looks like he’ll have to ask his little sibling something personal.

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Hiiii! I’m back! Not really. Sorry if my writing doesn’t seem good rn. Hoping to make pt 3 about Mita if the readers want it.

Recently, school has started and I’m scrambling to survive. Life has not been good to me recently and to add on….my ‘birth giver’ wants to cause me inconvenience regarding WiFi despite being in another state. A big event will happen to me in a month and I wish to hold on the will to live when it happens. Until then. I hope you guys stay patient until I become active once more. Next is the Scaracoochie x male reader I wanted to write but never got to because of crappy parenting. ☺️ Stay safe! Love ya~

#genshin impact #genshin imagines #genshin+impact+x+reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact imagines #genshin crack

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Thanks for the tag, @cavespidergf !

I’ll tag um... @chirumi @celestialarchon @beidous-boobs . It’s been a long time I used Tumblr so I don’t remember much usernames sorry 😥

My bangs are a little weird and are not exactly this kind. I have dangly earrings. I actually am wearing Childe’s earrings rn. But damn do I look good 🥴

I wanna start a picrew chain because this picrew is just so cool

It me!!

Tagging: @the-chaos-clan @iamthevillianofyourstory @gender-snatched @goswlogpncmcrfobpjstltruaqhtma42 @spriglet-2109 @everyone!

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Upcoming Nsfw series-

Before I release these kind of chapters. I will release Hilichurl(s) x Reader PT 2

Okay so. Hear me out.......Tiddies...But sucking on them for power. So your basically like Aether but whatever titties you suck on. You get that element. Originally you have no vision but have an empty white one.

For example, you suck on Albedo’s bewbs. You get Geo vision. But you suck on Ninguang’s titties. You also get geo vision but it’s a bit weaker due to her being a 4 star character. Ya feel me?

This is inspired by Seikon no Qwaser.

Anyways. Your ganna need a 4 star partner in Monstat then mayb 1-2 another 4 star characters in Liyue traveling with you. I’m still deciding who will have their cherries sucked on. You can recommend by commenting or sending message with reasons or without reasons.

#genshin impact #genshin+impact+x+reader #genshin imagines #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact imagines #genshin x reader #genshin crack #genshin zhongli #zhongli #genshin childe #albedo x reader #diluc x reader #kaeya x reader #childe x reader #zhongli x reader

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Thanks for the tag, @celestialarchon 🥺🥺

Glad to know I'm one of your fav to interact. Uh I'll tag @dainsleifs-vibrator @chirumi

😳😳

starting a new thread since the other was getting quite long hehe

thank you for the tag @sugawara-sweetheart

NO CHEATING: you’re starring in a movie with the last person saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title. Who/what is it?

hmmm...interesting 🤔 but Hirooooo 💕

tagging @kiyoo-omi @mintmatcha @saetyrn9 @myelocin and whoever else who wants to play!

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"Unexpected" Pt 1

Hilichurls X GN Stoic! Reader

You are a pyro catalyst.

POV While working with Venti and Aether to get the 'Shield of Magnificent Honor'. You unknowingly proposed to the hilichurl with a flower and the hilichurl agrees. In exchange, the hilichurl give you its 'shield'. However, you and your companions teleported away making the young hilichurl pack up to find you. His big brother, the mitachurl, followed along in order to protect him from any enemies. They stumbled upon dragonspine where Albedo took interest in them and made a deal.

"I'll help you find them. In exchange, you will participate in my studies."

Hilichurls agreed but One day. A experiment gone wrong(right?) And they turned (slightly) human. At the same time, you, Aether and Paimon decided to visit the chief alchemist, Albedo due to Sucrose's request.

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It's been only 20 minutes when the hilichurls has turned human. Albedo is now drawing them, teaching them english as the smaller golden eyed male danced around the fire. His brother just sat by the fire, staring a bullet through the fiery flames. A familiar voice pierced through the air.

"Hello? Are you perhaps Albedo the chief alchemist? Sucrose has sent us here saying you want to study the honorary traveler."

The young hilichurl turned around to see you in front of their benefactor with the same blonde and white haired companions. Seeing how alert his younger brother is, the mitachurl glanced at you, observing.

"Ah, greetings. Let me reintroduce myself. I am Albedo, chief alchemist and Captain of the Investigation Team of the Knights of Favonius-"

Man didnt get to finish his introductory when a white haired male with coal like skin and barely any clothes, jumped onto you. Caught off guard, both you and the half bare male fell down into the cold fluffy snow.

"Muhe ye!"

What the hell did this elf like dude just say? It sounded like the hilichurlian. Who are you kidding. It is. Why did he jump at you, rubbing his smooth cheek against yours?

"Oh Hilic. Is that the person you been looking for?"

The white haired male nods excitedly, smiling from ear to ear. You looked at the pretty toned male on top of you in question. After all you never seen him before. You asked awkwardly.

"Excuse me. Can you please get off me?."

Its seems like the dark skinned boy didnt hear you and continued to cling to your warm body. Albedo apologized.

"Apologies, (Y/N). He doesn't understand english well nor speak. The same goes for his older brother, Mita. They were once Hilichurl and Mitachurl but recently turned human due to my experiment."

Aether gaped while the fairy gasped at the information. Unlike you who was unfazed. Standing up with 'Hilic' stuck to your side, you stumble due to his weight but managed to stay standing in the end.

"I see. However, what do you mean by looking for me?"

The short teal eyed male explains.

"You have confessed to Hilic with a flower. He accepted and gave you his shield as a engagement gift. You accepted it then ran away before marriage. So he went to look for you with his brother. I'm assuming the rest is to complete the marriage and reproduce."

Pretty sure he meant build a family but either way. What the f*ck. You have never heard of a half hilichurl and half human baby. Much less a 'monster' and a human together.

THUD!

"P-Paimon!"

Shouted Aether.

Oh Paimon fainted. Anyways, this isnt about her. You asked.

"Is there a way to cancel or divorce?"

Albedo shook his head.

"Not that I know of nor am I interested."

Sighing. You let yourself be used as a human heater. Aether said, screeching.

"Wait..Are you saying both of them are joining our team now???!!"

Albedo hums.

"It cannot be helped..... Now honorary knight. I assume Sucrose has sent you here to me blah blah blah."

You ignored the rest of Albedo's words as you had a staring contest with 'Mita'. The older ravenette seemed interested in you? Nah. His younger brother is engaged to you somehow. It's not like harem is a thing in their culture...............Right?

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I plan to make a pt 2. Idc how cursed this fic might be. Ill make it cute somehow. Srry if this writing seems a little rushed.

Next I'll be working on is a Zhongli request and a Scaracoochie X Male Reader. I plan to complete it tonight or tmr if possible. I'm tryna feed ya'll before I wont post for a long time due to personal problems.

#genshin impact #genshin+impact+x+reader #genshin imagines #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact imagines #genshin x reader #cursed #genshin crack

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hii!!!! regarding the last ask abt the art creds-u can find most of the fanart you use on pixiv and/or twitter. you can't get viruses from there ?? so idk

even if you can't link the original photo you can always just write the user or name of the artist at least!! thanks :)

I found some of them on porn websites. Dont ask me what I'm doing there. I was tryna watch Yarichin Bitch Club but stumbled/lost my way. Um uh anyways- I'll start linking the source. Stay safe and have a great day!

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Its about time we start simping for the hilichurls. As a crack writer allow me to [ REDACTED ] and [ REDACTED ] 😈

My inspiration of Hilichurl in human form

#genshin+impact+x+reader #genshin impact #genshin imagines #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact imagines

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Hello, sorry to bother! I just wanted to ask if you could give credit for the art pieces you're using? Some don't have a username or watermark....

Or you did and I didn't see it, then I am sorry.

Anyways, have a nice day!

Of course! The pictures dont belong to me and will never ever will be. Honestly about some of them...Um They came from artists in websites that could potentially give you viruses. Credits to them but I will not give the link to their art for the exposure it could risk to your device even with some sort of anti-virus installed. The ones without username or watermarks. I made sure that they're repostable. And if not. Upholding responsibilities, apologies will be said to the artist and I will remove it then replace with a new one.

Thank you😁you too have a great day🥰💖

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😍I LOVE IT BWHAHA 😂😂 This is the content I'm thriving for! Came 5 times in 15 minutes??!! That's every 3 minutes he had to come. WORLD STAR GUINNESS COME GET HIM❤💜💙🧡💚💕💞💖💗💘 👁👄👁

JEHURIEVYW ZHONGLI IS THE REAL WALLET HERE. IMAGINE YOU FORGOT TO BRING MONEY WITH YOU TO BUY GROCERIES SO YOU BRING ZHONGLI SOMEWHERE PRIVATE TO MILK THE MONEY OUT OF HIM

......ehm *keyboard noices*

GN!Reader

Zhongli gets milked in public. @bisexual-bitch-blogs hope you enjoy bcz I got inspired ✨🤩

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"It will cost you 1,000,000 mora" the cashier smiled at you, as she awaited for your respond. Going over your purse you almost choked as you figured you only had 500,000 mora.

Mentally cursing you forced a smile to the cashier as you moved away from her, telling her that you will go return some of the things that your sugar bab- your husband had choosen.

As you fumed, Zhongli stood besides you not noticing the issue as he talked about the history of one of the clothing he had choosen, something along the lines of it being made of sweet flowers.

"Did you also know that Rex Lapis, other then making mora was also capable of-"

making mora?

You looked up as your husband talked, and suddenly you remembered that he cums mora, actual mora.

Pushing the car full of things on the side of a changing room, you quickly grabbed Zhongli and sneaked your way inside a dressing room. Zhongli looked at you, a questioning glance at you as you pressed him up against the wall. "Dear what are you doing?" He asked but you ignored him, pressing a hand on his chest-- holding him in place while your other hand went to his belt.

And to that Zhongli choked, quickly rushing to hold your hand but instead you moved your hand from his chest to grab both of his hands and pressed them up above his head. "Wait! (Y/N)! We can-nt. No! Not here please- hmph!?"

Kissing him, you pulled his pants along with his underwear and stroked his cock. Zhongli moaned against your mouth as your hand pumped his cock, which leaked pre-cum with every movement. Gold eyes glided close only to open again as he felt the quick knot on his stomach grow hot and tight.

Finally he came, the sound of pennies falling on the floor were heard and, Zhongli whimpered as more mora spurted out of him.

100,000 mora, you counted.

We need more

Zhongli was dumbfounded as you quickly turned him around and pressed him up against the wall. Wetting your fingers by shoving them inside his mouth, you quickly thrusted them inside of him, ignoring how tight he was you forced three fingers inside and Zhongli almost screamed if it wasn't muffled by the wall as you pushed his face on it.

Come on doll, cum!

You growled, thrusting your fingers deeper and harder against his prostate, your other hand moved to hold the head of his cock as you pumped his head, forcing him to finally cum again.

Zhongli cried, his body shaking as the overstimulation drove him crazy. He looked at you, his eyes pleading, but instead of begging you to stop, his eyes begged for more. Gold eyes full of lust as he pushed his hips back towards you.

Smirking you put your bag under his cock and leaned over his back, your fingers thrusting inside of him again.

"I just need you to cum three more times, thats all I need~"

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"Thank you for shopping at Childe's Fashion Store!"

You happily moved the cart full of shopping bags away from the store are your husband held your arm as he limply walked besides you.

His legs shaked with evey step as he quietly glared at you.

Safe to say, that this was the fastest way he had cum given at how he came five times in 15 minutes.

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Can I request Zhongli Cumming mora 🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

😩OMG YASSS No problem sis! This reminds me of a BL manwha where a guy ejectulates pearls😳😳Also I had to look up how big is a mora. Uhh so let's assume like mayb they're smaller than pennies. Cause it kinda sounds painful ngl😬

"Origin of Mora"

NSFW? Sub Zhongli X Fem Dom Reader

I really started doing math while writing this 😶

POV You and your fiancee, Zhongli are finally doing the deed

Inccludes: Pegging

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It's been 5 sweet years of dating the ex-geo archon. From handholding, cuddling, kisses, dates and other sweet fluff. There was no sexual deeds.

You didn't mind taking the relationship slow but it's kind of hard to think everything is rainbows and unicorns when Zhongli has a fat ass that could rival Bokuto from Haikyuu.................................. Wait who? Uhhh

Now what your going with this is............... you want to fuck him. Break him. Make the intelligent man go stupid. Make him carry your babies if possible. Slap that thicc cake. Take him from behind. Make him scream your name. Finally having se-

Asking the formal ravenette was out of the question. He was like....a pure maiden, talking about the history of shampoo with interest. You weren't sure if he had an ounce of horniness in him. It was killing you inside, slowly.

One day, you took Zhongli and his living wallet, Childe to a bar to drink. With enough alcohol, the ravenette slumped against you, drunk, babbles of how people in Liyue skipped a step making traditional rice wine. He was quite childish and overprotective. He bit Childe's hand when the ginger tried to give you a bag of mora to pay for the drinks. Apologizing to the harbinger, you dragged your drunk fiancee home, getting him sober on the way.

One thing lead to another, you were making out with your boyfriend on the couch, arms wrapped around one another. You sucked on his bottom lip, licking the tips of his teeth, occasionally colliding against them with your own while trying to deepen the kiss, desperate to taste him before departing for air. His plush bottom weighed on your thigh as you groped his chest, fingers rubbing over the sensitive pink bumps.

"Nggh!"

Discarding both of yours and Zhongli's articles of clothing onto the floor, your fingers that was coated in saliva (courtesy of Zhongli's mouth) slid into the ravenette's rather loose canal, thrusting in and out, occasionally curling them.

"Mmngh! Ah..! M-More!"

You thought.

'Did he play with himself before..? Nah, can't be.'

Taking back your fingers from his greedy hole. You aligned the tip of your 13 inch silicone dick into Zhongli's entrance in one swift go, taking it all in with no problem. The ebony male moans.

"Ah~!"

You licked your lips, curious of what other pretty sounds the Geo user might make. Sliding back out, you slammed yourself into him, targeting into his prostate head on. An unrestrained moan rips through the air when you attacked a bump in Zhongli’s walls, his legs wrapped around your waist, tightening.

"Annnggh!"

You ruthlessly started pounding into him. His body violently shakes with each thrust, legs twitching at each throb. Zhongli felt each thrust filling him, spreading him wider. His red, weeping cock was rubbing between our stomachs. Feeling a tight coil inside him about to burst. He panicked, his hands gripping your arms.

"Mnngh! Ah! Aah! Nnghh! Wha--! Wai-!"

It was too late when his cock ejectulated familiar white strings of fluid onto both his and your chest like canvas. But what also came out was shocking. Mora. This man just cummed out mora. Money. Currency.

Stopping whatever your doing. You looked at the small coins littered on his chest and ones that fell, rolling onto the floor then you turned to your fiancee who was looking away, showing his red ears. You questioned out loud.

"Is this...Is this how mora is produced?"

Zhongli nodded, slowly, refusing to look at your face.

Meanwhile, your brain was running a mile a minute.

So like people didn't make mora using ores handed by Morax?? And if all the mora is made by the Geo Archon by cumming. Then isnt everyone touching his sperm or cum in a way? Does Venti know??? Wait how many mora is there in Teyvat? Hold up. You have like 800,000 mora in your wallet. And that came from him too- Isn't your lover like over 6,000 years old? How much mora does he produce? Does it vary? Oh my.

How wrong you are thinking he's a pure maiden. When in reality. Zhongli is a horny little bitch.

You looked around counting quickly. There seemed about more than 100 mora. So 800,000 divided by 100 equals 8,000 if he released every maybe You dont know. 2 times a year? With an additional 200k if you go to wherever Childe told you to go for extra cash. 8,000 plus 2,000 equals 10,000 and Zhongli spent 55,000,000 the other day. Divide it by 100 equal 550,000 plus 10,000 equal 560,000. But let's also consider the huge amount of money the Northland Bank has. Oh my Archons. It's no longer a money bank. It's a sperm bank.

Honestly, you weren't sure how to react however questions will need to be answered and experiments will need to be conducted.

You resumed rocking your hips, catching the Geo user off guard, gasping. Suddenly, you grabbed his member, moving it up and down, inspecting it.

"Is your pp okay??"

The Geo Archon has never been so embarrassed in his entire life. In his existence. Of course you had to ask that during an intimate sex. It was great you were concerned and all but please ignore what just happened and get back into the feels for the lord of himself.

One thing for sure after wrecking him is that day is that you will never see Mora the same ever again.

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Alright time to commit toaster bath. I missed 30 mins of college prep math class cuz of my aunt's walmart wifi and I dont understand a single thing going on anymore.

Confession. I died in genshin because I was distracted by Beiodu's ass while climbing the church🤡 Also, my friend played as Zhongli. That didnt help at all so I fell TWICE. Thus Beidou died on me........When I told my friend that. I don't think he believes me😭😭😭 he was like......

"ok..."

Tjrgjyegkgvehi PLS

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hi this is my first time sending a request like this, would it be ok to ask for a threesome with two mean doms zhongli and diluc, with maybe overstimulation, spanking, rough sex, choking, bondage, orgasm denial, degrading,,,, 👉👈 thank u so much for ur service 🙏

"Bullies"

Dom Diluc/Zhongli X Sub Fem Reader

That's a lot of kinks. But I'm not complaining. Um I did have not have any pics of Diluc and Zhongli together so I did a simple 5 sec editing and here ya go! Sorry this took so long. Thank you for reading!

POV You bought a new friend home. It's a harmless hydro slime and your boyfriends dont approve of it. You get pouty and they punish you

Includes: Overstimulation, Spanking, Rough sex, Choking, Bondage, Orgasm denial, degrading, Dacryphilia, dumbification

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You were living every girl's dream. Dating Diluc, the stoic bartender and Zhongli, the walking history of Liyue book.

How did you attract them? Simple, you were a cute crybaby working as an adventurer. Not a surprise when their sadistic personas screamed to make you cry even harder.

Telling you right here and now. They're gentlemen in the streets but assholes in the sheets. You loved them with all your heart but they're so mean in bed. You can't even tell them to stop because they know you actually liked it.

Anyways, enough about them. After finishing your last commission, you bought a small blue slime home because it was so cute. Not only that. It was harmless seeing as it kept following you around like a dog. Carrying the bundle of joy in your arms, you entered Dawn Winery Manor, the workers stared in astonishment watching the hydro being nestled between your breast, purring.

Simultaneously, your lovers came out from wherever they were and greeted you.

"Welcome home, darling/dear-"

They were cut off, seeing the suppose hostile mob snoozing away in your embrace. You greeted them back.

"I'm home, Luc! Li!"

Zhongli's porcelain face scrunched up in disgust seeing the slimy creature. Why the hell did you bring it into their sleeping quarters? Is that thing just made a smug face at him?? Nah hes just delusional cuz of jealously and disgust or smth

Diluc doesn't hate slimes like the Geo Archon does but not does he like them either. Rather the crimson haired thought of them as nuisances to his business.

You asked.

"I found this slime following me and thought it was harmless. Why not take it home? Can we keep it please~?"

The males looked at each and nodded before turning back to look at you. They said.

"No."

You were taken back, baffled.

"What? Why??!"

The red haired male huffed, explaining.

"I probably would not mind, perhaps let you put it in a tank and take care of it however you know how Zhongli has a very strong hate for anything slimy."

You pouted.

"Then it doesn't need to be near Li and it'll be fine!"

You were determine to have this small slime be your companion during adventuring time. Forget seelies. Forget your boyfriends disapproval. Your going to keep it in the guest room and sleep with the squishy blue ball there.

Just as you were about to run away. Diluc grabbed you by the waist, carrying you over his shoulders like a sack of potatoes, making you drop your little companion. It bounces away, squeaking. You called out, hitting the red head's lower back, weakly with your fists.

"Hey! What was that for?!"

! SMACK !

Flinching, a swift slap was delivered to your bum and you didn't know who did it. Zhongli said.

"After we said no. You still take it in? Bad girl. I believe punishment must be ordered."

You blabbered in disbelief.

Suddenly, you were tossed onto the bed, sinking into the soft sheets of comfort, your clothes were ripped off by 2 pairs of greedy hands.

Perhaps you froze in shock when they toss away your scattered remains of clothing but they're already naked, their little friends exposed yet not awakened.

Zhongli hand gripped around your throat tightly, cutting off your air way. Meanwhile, your pyro lover ran his hot wet tongue over your folds, dampening your entrance. Tears gather at the corner of your eyes, feeling hazy at the lack of air yet hot. When Zhongli took away his coarse hand away from your throat, you desperately gasped for air. Without time to rest, the geo user pressed down on your hardened buds with his thumbs. You gave a breathy moan, stilling trying to catch the air you desperately needed in your lungs.

Diluc lapped at the slick you produced from your core, his nose rubbed against your clit making you shake every 5 seconds. Taking this as a distraction. The ravenette clipped your hard buds with some sort of unique silver nipple clamps.

It stung and Zhongli is not helping by tugging on them. You complained.

"I-It hurts!"

Nothing new. They whispered comforting words but you couldn't hear them cause of the erratic beating of your heart through your ears.

Something hot entered your entrance so you looked down and saw it was Diluc's digits thrusting in and out, occasionally rubbing a weird spot that made you moan out loud. Any attempts to close your legs, resulted in your smooth legs bended over your head and harsh spankings. Diluc reprimanded.

"Bad slut."

! SMACK !

Losing counts of how many time the pyro user landed a hit on each of your ass cheeks. Tears ran down your face like a waterfall, feeling the burn on your poor bottom. The nerve when Diluc rubbed them, hoping to soothe the pain. Well it ain't working. Bet it's all red now but it'll be bruised tomorrow.

Out of habit you bound your thighs together. However, your archon lover decided to tie your ankles and wrist to the corners of the bed.

Your head was turned to the side facing a big angry weeping member pressing against your lips.

"Open your mouth and take it all in like the pretty whore you are. You wanted us to punish you in the first place. That's why you disobeyed."

You gaped, screaming in your mind.

'ILLOGICAL! WE DID THIS JUST YESTERDAY."

Zhongli took the opportunity of your slightly opened mouth and slammed his member down your throat. You gagged, quickly trying to adjust to the large accompany in your mouth.

Man, they really manhandling you today. The ruby eyed male also plunges his length into your entrance, slowly pulling it out to the tip then pushing the rest in. You mewled in etascy. In sync, they fucked you at a rough pace. Just as you were about to release, they slowed down. You softly whine, tugging your hands, weakly at the restraints.

"Would you look at that. Our pretty whore wants to cum. Does she deserve it, mister Diluc?"

With a expression of annoyance, the red head rejected.

"No."

They continued the torture; fucking you at a relentless pace and when your about to reach your high, they slow down before repeating the process.

You cried, miserably. Their teasing was just endless. Letting them do whatever to your body, you felt your eyes roll up. The pyro user, chuckles.

"How cute. We fucked her brains out. She took her punishment so well. She deserves a reward, no?"

Zhongli takes off the toys pinching your swelling nipples, agreeing with the other male.

"Yes, even a bitch needs to cum at some point. Let her cum all she wants."

You didn't register the fact they pulled out their lengths, already taking off the restraints when they turn you over onto your stomach, doggy style. Their members slid back into you no problem. It was like your holes was made for them or they fucked you so much, your body's insides molded to their dick shape.

You moaned over and over again, cumming for who knows how many times. You were conscious however your mind was somewhere else.

Since they took away your walking privileges for the next 2 weeks, you get to keep the slime. Haha in your face geo daddy.

You named the small of hydro element, Puppy cause why not?

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Again sorry for the wait! I'm trying to manage my schedule to scoot in a writing here and there since I also have Wattpad to deal with.

This one took a while but I am very excited for the next nsfw/crack request coming up and hope to achieve big brain for it.

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"Justice for Aether" Pt 2

Aether X GN Reader

Should I create a series of this? Anyway, theres 3 request that I'm suppose to be working on but this came out on the top of my head faster than I can spit out a nsfw.

POV You have anger issues and hate everybody except Aether. Your side hobby is to bully Childe (to death)

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After a hard day of protecting the naive traveler from heathens. And covering the blonde, who had a bad habit of sleeping without a blanket for the 67th time. You relaxed at Angel's Share in Monstandt to drink away your never-ending anger.

Leaning over the table, knuckles against his cheek. A certain navy haired captain swoons.

"You're so cute when you're angry. You know?"

You felt veins popping on your forehead, hearing his annoying voice. Slowly, your pyro powers starts to flare up, setting the fresh flowers in a blue vase to catch on fire as you slowly turned to a grinning Kaeya.

"Oh yeah? Well, I'm about to get really adorable..!"

In summary, you set the Tavern on fire and Diluc made the Favonious Captain pay the damages and drinks lost.

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"Okay Aether. I dare you to-"

You punched Childe in the gut causing him to hunch over in pain. You said.

"Aether is no longer allowed to accept dares anymore."

Ignoring the gasping fatui, Chongyun asked, looking at the blonde traveler in question.

"Why?"

You squinted your eyes, glaring at your bestfriend. Aether chuckles, nervously, replying.

"Apparently I have no regard for my personal safety or something like that."

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In attempt to subdue your anger issues. Paimon and Aether tried meditating. The 3 of you were sitting under a giant tree next to a statue of the anemo archon in crisscross apple sauce style. During the breathing routine, Aether lectured.

"The path to inner peace begins with 4 words..Do you know what it is?"

You answered with full confidence.

"Not my f*cking problem."

Both Paimon and Aether yelled in exasperation breaking the calming atmosphere.

"NO!"

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While staring at the pale blonde who was laying down, relaxing, until you blurted out.

" I love you. "

The golden eyed male was taken back, pink hues decorating his face, he mumbles shyly, loud enough for you to hear.

"I love you more...."

Your heart rate picked up, feeling the heat burning your body but you weren't sure what emotions you felt. Embarrassed that you said that out loud while hes just breathing? Sad that you wished it wasn't platonic? Or happy even if it was platonic. So you chose one easy emotion, you knew on a daily basis, anger.

"Don't start a battle you can't fucking win."

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You glared at Xingqiu, practically burning a hole through the back of his head. You growled.

"I wish he die due to diarrhea in the toilet....."

Beidou sipped her alcohol, amused.

"Damn thats.....Quite a way to die....I like it."

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Emergency food fairy questioned you.

"So, what? You would throw yourself off a cliff for the heck of it?"

While munching on some cor lapis, you replied.

"Paimon, I would throw myself off a cliff if Aether asked me to."

Aether sighs, feeling a headache coming from trying to comprehend you.

"Which is why I'm never asking you too."

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"Pass the salt."

Someone need to teach you some manners. Amber is not having it. As part of the favonious knights, she will discipline you in Aether and Paimon's place.

"What's the magic word?"

You grumbled, stabbing your honey roast with a knife.

"Or else."

Amber begins to sweat.

"Actually that's two wor-"

The knife in your hand snapped in half. One part was in your hand and the other somehow landing a bullseye at a dart target board. Flames literally spewed out of your mouth, hissing at the outrider.

"THE SALT."

Now she knows why no one could discipline you. You would probably kill them or answer in your 'unique' way. The girl dressed in red's voice broke as she pass the white container to you slowly like you were a that one feral cat in an alley.

"BuT pOiNt tAKen."

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Nvm about making a series of this. This isnt funny as I thought it would be when I reread this. 😾

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