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bad-lobcorp-aus · 6 hours
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Au where in every loop there is one, and I mean only one clerk who knows everything about apocalypse bird, and I mean apocalypse bird specifically, even if the manager did not choose the birds too.
Basically just some guy knowing where apocalypse bird a little way too much.
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bad-lobcorp-aus · 9 hours
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AU where Meow hitting Angela kills her instantly.
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bad-lobcorp-aus · 1 day
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AU where Lobotomy Corp outsourced every job in the facility to the Rabbit Team.
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bad-lobcorp-aus · 1 day
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AU where warp trains send their passengers to the Amazing Digital Circus.
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bad-lobcorp-aus · 2 days
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AU where Roland is an extremely competent pigeon.
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bad-lobcorp-aus · 2 days
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AU where The Vermilion Cross wasn't killed, but just decided to follow Elena around "because she seemed chill".
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bad-lobcorp-aus · 3 days
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AU where all the goofiest employees are assigned to the information team just to annoy Yesod.
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bad-lobcorp-aus · 3 days
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AU where when Heathcliff distorts he's just wearing a really bad fursuit, they turn him back to normal by pulling it off him, Ryoshu then burns it to stop Don from keeping it.
This does not apply to any other distortions just his
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bad-lobcorp-aus · 4 days
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bongbong gets addicted to cogito and consumes 76% of the cogito in the well.
The cogito does NOT affect her, she is still sane too somehow.
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bad-lobcorp-aus · 4 days
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AU where all the music has more convoluted ways of being Canon.
canto 1? charon is listening to the track
canto 2? natural casino music, followed by the J-corp official workout mix
canto 3? nagel und hammer brought a band, pulling Carmen out of the light when kromer starts fighting so she can sing
canto 4? eh that's just K-corp's first to third warnings.
C5? normal sea shanties interrupted by Ricardo with a jukebox labeled "ass kicking music", and back to sea shanties
C6? tracks are from another room as Josephine argues in why she shouldn't stab Hindley here and now, after Hindley drops erlcliff makes the wild hunt perform "appropriately dramatic" tracks to mark his appearance.
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bad-lobcorp-aus · 5 days
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AU were one of the sinners is trans (pre-surgery) but no one notices because Ryoshu does the corresponding surgery by unsheathing and seatheing the katana within half a second of the clock turning, every time
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bad-lobcorp-aus · 5 days
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AU where Netzach is constantly vaping.
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bad-lobcorp-aus · 6 days
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angela has a squeaky hammer and is allowed to hit ayin with it whenever he's being weird/stupid/crazy. the seed of light gets completed in like 5 cycles tops
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bad-lobcorp-aus · 6 days
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Au where dante clock where there clock is a samsung smart watch
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bad-lobcorp-aus · 7 days
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Canto V au where Ishmael is the narrator and she narrates in the authentic Moby Dick style.
(i.e. Every once in a while she gets sidetracked and rants about whales of the past or their anatomy, or gets really focused on describing one of the members of the pequod. It begins with a flashback to Queequeg and Ishmael in the Inn With Only One Bed™ at the beginning of the book(I swear this actually happens in Moby Dick trust me). Queequeg will be referred to incessantly as her "bosom-friend" and "wife" as well. I only ask for canon authenticity ofc)
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bad-lobcorp-aus · 7 days
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Au where nothing changes except malkuth holds 638 pens
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bad-lobcorp-aus · 8 days
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Au where nothing changes except big bird and long bird has the same body type as small bird.
Also big bird's lamp is still the same size so imagine a small looking black bird with many eyes carrying a lamp larger than it's body
This also applies to long bird, giving the bird a big scale
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